Happy Easter 🩷💛🧡💚🩵💜
Happy Easter 🩷💛🧡💚🩵💜
2025-04-21 01:17:35 +0000 UTC View Post
lilhimboi posts
Brakes brake? Nah, brakes broken
Brakes brake? Nah, brakes broken
2025-04-17 23:45:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I'm not working I am putting in work 🥵Got the fence tor..
When I'm not working I am putting in work 🥵
Got the fence torn down, starting to seperate good wood and scrap to save some time and resources. Felt kinda cute with all my colors on, what do y'all think?
Lost power in a bigass storm last night, might get some wood..
Lost power in a bigass storm last night, might get some woodworking videos soon 😉 thanks to the same storm blowing my fence down 🥲
Also speaking of ass, anybody wanna admire mine? Lumber ain't cheap no more 🍑🪵
Work is putting me through Death by PowerPoint, I would comm..
Work is putting me through Death by PowerPoint, I would commit war crimes for a coffee right now 😴
Throwback to when I got to enjoy sunshine in my hair and wind in my face. We diverted a river to look at a pipe underneath 🤠
When i first started my page,I was learning how to twerk, th..
When i first started my page,I was learning how to twerk, then i felt too embarrassed to post and eventually forgot about the video...
Ladies, theydies, and gentlemen do I have a treat for you 😘
Watch me throw ass and enjoy seeing EVERYTHING from the back including some crazy back muscles, cock and balls, and some sweet hairy cheeks.
Pic is to remind you of the shape I was in at the time 🤪
We have a friend who likes to send us her naked progress pic..
We have a friend who likes to send us her naked progress pics with all sorts of quirks. She did a fridge selfie recently, and now I'm stealing her idea ft. My-to-do-list
I have not been able to workout like I used to, but i am eating alot more protein and veggies and alot less of everything else to lean out while i recover.
Who doesn't love lounging around with their balls out 😊 (non..
Who doesn't love lounging around with their balls out 😊 (non-ball-havers are welcome to join as well of course, we got lots of comfy robes 💜)
Who wants to lick it clean? 🍆💦
Who wants to lick it clean?
🍆💦
Hanging out in a medical facility all day and getting a ton ..
Hanging out in a medical facility all day and getting a ton of allergy shots every few minutes today to catch up on the treatment I have been needing for the past few years.
As if that wasn't fun enough I have decided to file my taxes online while I'm stuck here 🤓
Can't wait to spend my whole refund (if I even get one) on this treatment 🥲
After a few rough weeks recovering with @poiseandivy we fina..
After a few rough weeks recovering with @poiseandivy we finally felt freaky enough to jerk me off under the covers while we watched our favorite anime with our good friend/camera lady 🥵
It was supposed to be a secret, but i could not contain myself after having such a massive cum for the first time in however many weeks it has been 💦
I just kept leaking and moaning
Hello all.First things first, see photo, but we were in a bi..
Hello all.
First things first, see photo, but we were in a bit of a nasty accident after getting smacked by a shitty driver. I am truly so thankful my partner @PoiseAndIvy wasn't more hurt since they were in the driver's seat
We have been taking time to heal, mostly mentally and emotionally, but with everything going on post-inauguration, that hasnt been easy either. If we made a deal for customs, I would still like to do them soon, and I appreciate the support and patience and kindness you have shown me.
Stay safe out there, and stay kinky 💜
Made turkey, bbq ribs, and some tasty sides for a Happy Than..
Made turkey, bbq ribs, and some tasty sides for a Happy Thanksgiving 😊 hope y'all enjoyed yourselves, black friday package incoming 🫡
2024-11-29 18:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostGot a tooth pulled today. It hurted and now I am on a "soft ..
Got a tooth pulled today. It hurted and now I am on a "soft food diet" for the days leading up to Thanksgiving 🥲 If ya wanna see the lil bastard that has been causing me all sorts of problems the proceeds will go towards protein shakes and pain meds.
Also, that is what an AI generator decided my tooth should look like after being bought by the tooth fairy apparently. The other pics are a bit grosser
So i got an allergy test done on my back 🫠 the docs said thi..
So i got an allergy test done on my back 🫠 the docs said this is pretty crazy and i ended up getting prescribed epipens for nothing specific but "Life" in general.
2024-11-17 04:16:33 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Veteran's Day to anybody who servedAnd a belated Happy..
Happy Veteran's Day to anybody who served
And a belated Happy Birthday to the Marines!
I celebrated mine last night with good food, wine, and a skinnydip 😊
Anyways, anybody who I see giving out tips (or tits if they're nice) might receive a lil something special in their inbox 🥰
Made a a real mess of myself 💦 anybody wanna lick it off of ..
Made a a real mess of myself 💦 anybody wanna lick it off of me? 🥰
2024-10-03 19:01:33 +0000 UTC View PostJust so y'all know i haven't forgotten 💜 Long story short I..
Just so y'all know i haven't forgotten 💜
Long story short I thought lost my job but got called in yesterday to resume my regular gig 🥳 but when i got home i found water damage from the fridge and shower as well 🥲
So it's been a busy 36 hours or so, but i will be back on my hoe shit asap!
I did/am doing it y'all, Didn't get as much done as I'd like..
I did/am doing it y'all, Didn't get as much done as I'd like to, but I plan on getting more content together 😘 tomorrow I'll even have a haircut lol
2024-09-12 01:50:47 +0000 UTC View PostIf I am brave enough, who would be interested in watching me..
If I am brave enough, who would be interested in watching me pull some weeds wearing shoes? 👀
2024-09-09 16:35:56 +0000 UTC View PostWe love being naked as much as possible 😊 I have a weird l..
We love being naked as much as possible 😊
I have a weird living room layout but imagine knocking on my front door to see me gaming in this "outfit"; too bad you'd have to come around back to get a better view 😏
In case anybody missed me, i got assaulted at work, so i too..
In case anybody missed me, i got assaulted at work, so i took some time off from life to relax and recover mentally.
I defended myself just fine, I'd say the other guy had it worse than me, but y'all this "adult" started swinging because I said "you're being kinda rude"
Anyways here's a video of a new personal best i achieved with my time off 💜💪
@poiseandivy wanted a sweet treat, I wanted to do a certain ..
@poiseandivy wanted a sweet treat, I wanted to do a certain trend 🥰
Anyways this was amazing and my little slut said swallowing a load has never been more delicious 🤤💦
Have you ever been so horny that you just HAVE TO CUM right ..
Have you ever been so horny that you just HAVE TO CUM right then and there? I was so horny I just dropped to my knees and busted 💦 didn't even get comfy in bed
Who wants to watch? 🥰 I have one video for you that immediately followed the picture, as well as a close up video of my 🍆 shooting even more white hot rope 🥵
@poiseandivy said the 2nd video is their favorite!
I still wanna make a 🍑 video but we're waiting on a package ..
I still wanna make a 🍑 video but we're waiting on a package 😔
In the meantime here's a package we can enjoy right here and now 💦 happy hump day everybody 🥰
A mix of dominant and desperate posing from a horny guy who missed his partner while they were traveling. Now that we've got our play room set up I'd say these have some of the best lighting and clarity around my body and my 🍆 I've ever had 🥳
Tell me which one is your favorite!
Bonus: My form ain't perfect BUT thats 500 pounds and what I was told is an attractive grunt at the top of the lift 💪
Organized my big, sexy package into a big, easy bundle for y..
Organized my big, sexy package into a big, easy bundle for you horny fellas. Looks like a helluva deal to me, and you'll have alotta looking to do 😘
2024-04-04 20:40:16 +0000 UTC View PostIdk about you guys but tax season was alot less fun this yea..
Idk about you guys but tax season was alot less fun this year 🫠 Luckily for you that means if this post, or any post gets 65 dollars in purchases and tips you will receive ALL of my current content. Over a hundred 🔥 pictures and videos, with lots of 🍆 and 🍑 and moaning and cumming for an even hotter price! AND when my partner fucks me with a dildo later this weekend, you're going to get that too 😘
2024-04-02 14:26:18 +0000 UTC View PostBeen trying something new with my hair, apparently I have wa..
Been trying something new with my hair, apparently I have waves? Growing up with a balding father and a family that doesn't really teach boys how to self care I only just now discovered this lol What do y'all think? 😊
2024-03-27 02:57:47 +0000 UTC View PostImagine being my study buddy and you can help me focus from ..
Imagine being my study buddy and you can help me focus from under the desk 😘 while I try and learn more about Data Analytics 🤓 this dick isnt gonna suck itself
2024-03-13 19:44:21 +0000 UTC View PostSo the Valentine's Special was a mild success 😊 Aaand The c..
So the Valentine's Special was a mild success 😊 Aaand The company I worked for decided to cut a good chunk of it's employees, and I was one of them. Hopefully that gives me more time to start doing what i want, which does involve all of us getting off a little bit more 💦😏 Anyways, don't be strangers, be horny! I'll make more updates as things stabilize in my real life.
2024-02-28 21:30:21 +0000 UTC View Post