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Happy Valentine's Day, Freaks! @poiseandivy and I have our ..

Happy Valentine's Day, Freaks! @poiseandivy and I have our own plans, but for you lovely people I'd like to try something. Buying and Liking at least: $15 worth of content- your own dick rating (dickless fans hmu for whatever sort of rating you'd like or lemme know what sounds fair) $25 worth of content-Get your username(or whatever you prefer) written on my naked body somewhere for a nice lil "group photo" session with my best fans 😘 I'll be happy to do dick ratings daily, I'll wait til Saturday to collect all the names and places I'm going to get written on myself, but for all participants expect some hot celebration content from whatever we get up to tonight 😉 I can't wait to play with You!

2024-02-14 13:27:44 +0000 UTC View Post

@poiseandivy left for a little trip and I woke up feeling su..

@poiseandivy left for a little trip and I woke up feeling super horny without my precious cumdumpster. I tried not to touch myself while they were away, but when they started teasing my I couldnt stop myself from oozing, see for yourself 💦 and then they asked for a video as I came so i sent them this one with lots of moaning and white hot rope 🥵

2024-02-12 15:11:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Been awhile since i been on here, but everything is great, j..

Been awhile since i been on here, but everything is great, just busy 😁 @poiseandivy is still my lil partner in crime, and alot of fun is being had. We had a great time at a concert awhile back, and a spectacular Halloween, and all sorts of hot activities together 🥰 I learned They are very talented with SFX makeup so the last pic may be a lil gory but I was a damn fine zombie 🧟‍♂️

2023-11-05 21:21:55 +0000 UTC View Post

Background items for reference, but i believe we got a size ..

Background items for reference, but i believe we got a size up 😅 Also got me a nifty lil cock sleeve that I can't wait to try out 🥰

2023-09-15 21:28:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Home for the weekend, some new toys came in the mail ☺️ abso..

Home for the weekend, some new toys came in the mail ☺️ absolutely love the cock ring already, made getting drive-thru coffee incredibly difficult with @poiseandivy in control Waiting on a Large Bad Dragon dildo for them and a Flint Cock Sleeve for us 😘 cant wait to show yall those as well!

2023-09-08 22:44:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Traveling for work all by myself again 🥲 @poiseandivy missed..

Traveling for work all by myself again 🥲 @poiseandivy missed me and talked me through a nice jerk session, and with nobody else to finish in They requested i record myself exploding over my own chest ☺️ So here's that 🍆💦 along with everything that led up to it; let us know whatcha think 😘

2023-09-08 03:37:20 +0000 UTC View Post

@poiseandivy and I have been really busy but They were looki..

@poiseandivy and I have been really busy but They were looking hella good cooling off after working around the house all weekend 🤤 so i covered them in cum as a treat for both of us 💦 and a creampie as a treat for us all

2023-08-28 16:34:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Some friends wanted to see me my military photos, figured y'..

Some friends wanted to see me my military photos, figured y'all might wanna see some military nudes 😘 so yung, dumb, and full of 💦 Plus two bonus nudes from the front and back of me now, having aged like a fine wine 😌

2023-08-18 13:58:24 +0000 UTC View Post

It's been a busy time for me and @poiseandivy, but our house..

It's been a busy time for me and @poiseandivy, but our house repairs are coming along nicely (when we have the time) and our Dungeon is finally ready for paint 😌 We've gone on some cute dates, wore some matching outfits gifted from a friend, and rescued a puppy, can't wait to catch up with everybody 😘

2023-08-08 19:15:40 +0000 UTC View Post

I havent made a post in awhile, but I'm not gone! @poiseandi..

I havent made a post in awhile, but I'm not gone! @poiseandivy and I have just been really busy moving Them into our home together and there are indeed gonna be some whores in this house 🥰 Also the piercings are back! And they're vertical 😌 extra cool points

2023-07-13 21:53:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Update: Put up a Temporary wall as the garage started saggin..

Update: Put up a Temporary wall as the garage started sagging and thats not good for my gym or my upstairs area. That horizontal cross beam was HEAVY on it's own but jacking up the garage itself was a sweaty job 🥵 AND managed to have some fun with @Poiseandivy at a cute lil Barcade this weekend 😊 They're way better at pinball, I'm way better at rolling a bearing into flashing hole lol

2023-06-06 16:38:04 +0000 UTC View Post

The wedding went AMAZING! Damn did it feel good to dress up ..

The wedding went AMAZING! Damn did it feel good to dress up with my partner 🥰 We were way too tuckered out after dancing our asses off in the sun and helping with the whole thing, but we still managed to get some cute pics, just not many horny ones lol They were in the wedding party and despite being so nervous and shy, @poiseandivy absolutely crushed their role AND threw it back on the dance floor despite "nOt KnOwInG hOw" 😘 Super proud of Them, and Us, stay tuned for more updates!

2023-06-01 21:17:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Imagine being so horny you suck my cock every which way AND ..

Imagine being so horny you suck my cock every which way AND take a toy in the same hole I fuck you in 🥰 watch @poiseandivy get used as a total cocksleeve and get absolutely stretched 🥵 Make sure to check Them out and see for yourself how HOT They are!!!

2023-05-30 03:35:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Got a hot date with @poiseandivy tomorrow 🥰 just getting the..

Got a hot date with @poiseandivy tomorrow 🥰 just getting the outfit together and thought I'd share. Final look will be posted afterwards, and yes I do need that much room for my arms 💪

2023-05-29 21:01:55 +0000 UTC View Post

Had fun playing some Fortnite with friends while @poiseandiv..

Had fun playing some Fortnite with friends while @poiseandivy and I were secretly fucking 🥵 very exhausting, but incredibly fun. A video will be made in the future but, we were just enjoying ourselves. Enjoy some Gamerboi Ass 🍑 and a Theymer-fellas aesthetic 😘 but forreal you can see everything from the back on me and They Are Pierced, Tatted and ̶D̶e̶s̶e̶r̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ HOT🔥

2023-05-28 04:53:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Doesn't matter your orientation, eating ass is a wonderful t..

Doesn't matter your orientation, eating ass is a wonderful thing 🤤🍑 @poiseandivy is especially delicious! And a few incredibly Assthetic photos of my own butt 😌

2023-05-26 23:09:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Met the wonderful @poiseandivy not too long ago, and we have..

Met the wonderful @poiseandivy not too long ago, and we have really hit it off 🥰 so much so that we've been "making content" almost everyday, although we only just recently started filming 😇 more to cum, but in the meantime y'all should go check Them out!

2023-05-24 13:26:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Got some supplements today to help me go harder in the gym, ..

Got some supplements today to help me go harder in the gym, and in the bedroom 😉 Gonna really be ramping up strength progress and hopefully i get a little leaner too 💪 Tune in later this week for more incredibly slutty workout videos ☺️

2023-03-01 02:08:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Thanks to all my wonderful fans i was able to buy this for m..

Thanks to all my wonderful fans i was able to buy this for my son this month 🥰 it means alot to me to be able to support him however I can. The stuff on the left is for a special lil project I'm building for Him. With that being said I appreciate all my patrons, but whether you buy or not, likes and comments help to get my name out there!💜 I hope y'all continue liking what you see, and lemme know what sorta exercises you wanna watch next week on my last post😘

2023-02-25 19:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Got naked for this workout. Did some pullups and rows becau..

Got naked for this workout. Did some pullups and rows because I'd really like to develop and define my back then a full frontal so you can enjoy every angle! As I continue to make progress I'll update with new videos and pics. If you like what you see tell me what exercises i should do in the future and I'll make sure you can watch me perform 😘

2023-02-25 04:36:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Cock was throbbing during my whole workout 😩 had to go outsi..

Cock was throbbing during my whole workout 😩 had to go outside and relieve myself between sets 🍆💦

2023-02-20 03:40:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Had a friend into thick women who said "If she ain't 280 she..

Had a friend into thick women who said "If she ain't 280 she ain't a lady" Anyways this is 480, which is 165 more pounds than that nude PR some of you enjoyed 😘 I'm going to shed some winter weight and carve out the muscles underneath for summer

2023-02-19 21:25:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Had a messy night tonight 😅 enjoy some jokes and some dirty ..

Had a messy night tonight 😅 enjoy some jokes and some dirty work! You'd all be doing me a huge favor buying and liking content 😇 comment and share whatcha wanna see also 💜

2023-02-18 05:22:34 +0000 UTC View Post

She said nobody ever bought her flowers and that roses were ..

She said nobody ever bought her flowers and that roses were cliché. (Didn't stop me from throwing two in there lol) I recieved them yesterday and cleaned them up. Life isn't always beautiful, but here's to the beautiful moments!

2023-02-15 00:01:18 +0000 UTC View Post

It took longer than expected, but my best friend and I compl..

It took longer than expected, but my best friend and I completely rebuilt this bathroom 😁 walls, floors, and furnishings, oh my 🛠 PS: Me and my homie had to put the sliding door on from the inside; Can confirm shower is big enough for multiple people 😇

2023-02-13 04:02:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Got dumped on the day i was supposed to be celebrating my bi..

Got dumped on the day i was supposed to be celebrating my birthday 🫠 I really cared about her. I already planned on doing something for you wonderful, horny people, but in an effort to protect my mental and emotional health i will be dropping as big a package as OF will allow of my most popular solo stuff 😘 and taking a temporary break Thank you to all of my perverted patrons for your support and your kind words, I hope you enjoy loads of 🍆,🍑, and more loads 😉

2023-02-11 00:18:45 +0000 UTC View Post

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