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Somebody's cat's wife, questions?๐Ÿ˜ผ

Somebody's cat's wife, questions?๐Ÿ˜ผ

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๐ŸŒžThe last of the fall sun on my face, I know-I know-I know y..

๐ŸŒžThe last of the fall sun on my face, I know-I know-I know you'd like to see something different on that face.... Am I wrong๐Ÿ˜? Oh, I'm sorry, it's fall.๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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I'm expecting a package from you, something tasty? Something..

I'm expecting a package from you, something tasty? Something practical? Oh, another dildo, huh?

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Here to kiss, here to make you feel good, here to cake, here..

Here to kiss, here to make you feel good, here to cake, here to beer, here to chips, and what did you think, it's that easy?

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Any fans of the side view here?๐Ÿ˜ผ

Any fans of the side view here?๐Ÿ˜ผ

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I look forward to delightful comments about my ass๐Ÿ˜ˆ. No, do ..

I look forward to delightful comments about my ass๐Ÿ˜ˆ. No, do you have a conscience? At least put a heart, the woman goes to the gym three times.๐Ÿฅบ

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Some say a woman in white is a good sign. But in my world, i..

Some say a woman in white is a good sign. But in my world, it's a harbinger of the apocalypse. Insidious enough?๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜

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Exercise time, take me back to the days when I was willing t..

Exercise time, take me back to the days when I was willing to sell my mother for junk food.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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It's beautiful weather, the sun is whispering "have a beer,"..

It's beautiful weather, the sun is whispering "have a beer," who am I to contradict the sun, right?๐ŸŒž

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Hopefully my going to the gym 3 days a week is paying off. P..

Hopefully my going to the gym 3 days a week is paying off. Plus, the beer diet is good for my mood. ๐Ÿคฃ

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The weather says it's finally safe to go into the woods.๐Ÿ˜

The weather says it's finally safe to go into the woods.๐Ÿ˜

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An embryo? Or my mom took the wrong picture of me at the bir..

An embryo? Or my mom took the wrong picture of me at the birth center.โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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I was walking past a store and saw pajamas, and although I s..

I was walking past a store and saw pajamas, and although I sleep half naked,I literally lost my mind and woke up immediately with pajamas in my hands. Already have a naughty set with these pajamas๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ (leave a tip, get the view under the pajamas)

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Going to the gym for a reason๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆAnd the reason is to burn of..

Going to the gym for a reason๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆAnd the reason is to burn off the calories from the night before๐Ÿฅฒ

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Flowers, flowers, flowers, flowers.... Someone get me a bouq..

Flowers, flowers, flowers, flowers.... Someone get me a bouquet of sausage or any other meat. Guys, maybe some dried fish, calamari, beer? (Collect solely to support my alcoholism, personality decay, and wide smile).

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๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜บThe mood of the last cold days. The situation is saved onl..

๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜บThe mood of the last cold days. The situation is saved only by delicious food and naughty thoughts๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Sunshine on your screen. (I'm talking about me, of course.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ..

Sunshine on your screen. (I'm talking about me, of course.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ). I can blind you like a ray of sunshine and hit you in the head like a bottle of tequila. Careful.

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It's been a little chilly lately. Hurry up, bring a blanket,..

It's been a little chilly lately. Hurry up, bring a blanket, some wine, and let's play board games. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Nothing special, just a joke from the photographer๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜

Nothing special, just a joke from the photographer๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜

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Permission for me to flirt a little, I'm in urgent need of c..

Permission for me to flirt a little, I'm in urgent need of company. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

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I love my metabolism, no matter how much I eat I'm always in..

I love my metabolism, no matter how much I eat I'm always in shape. I'm going to McDonald's to celebrate.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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I'd like some mulled wine now, not all this trine๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคค

I'd like some mulled wine now, not all this trine๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคค

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I'm 70 percent champagne๐Ÿ˜

I'm 70 percent champagne๐Ÿ˜

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Flying like a seagull. Small as a sparrow Stealing bread lik..

Flying like a seagull. Small as a sparrow Stealing bread like a pigeon๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

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Thinking about what kind of burger am I gonna have tonight? ..

Thinking about what kind of burger am I gonna have tonight? What do you recommend?

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๐Ÿ˜ˆI need a part-time trainer. Duties: make me work, make me p..

๐Ÿ˜ˆI need a part-time trainer. Duties: make me work, make me pump my ass, be very strict. Requests to DM๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Yesterday I was drinking coffee and a brilliant (no) idea po..

Yesterday I was drinking coffee and a brilliant (no) idea popped into my head. Why not create Onlyfans, I'm a trendy girl. Who's going to tell me what's going on here?

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Yeah, that's my mood Monday night, I'm not high, I just ate ..

Yeah, that's my mood Monday night, I'm not high, I just ate two pizzas, washed it down with 3 mojitos, and had dessert. Food is what I need๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ•๐Ÿธ๐Ÿฐ

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While I was waiting for my prince on a white horse, I had pi..

While I was waiting for my prince on a white horse, I had pizza delivery come to me twice. Where are you, my prince?

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So, which photo would you choose first or second? In the fir..

So, which photo would you choose first or second? In the first one, I'm negotiating with a manicurist, and in the second one, I'm earning money for a manicure.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿคฃ

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