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I hope you've all been good boys and girls this year! Otherwise Knecht Ruprecht has to come around and he will punish all the bad ones with his hard rod. 🍆

2023-12-24 00:39:32 +0000 UTC View Post

You know the rules 😉 No touching, just looking

You know the rules 😉 No touching, just looking

2023-12-18 01:02:17 +0000 UTC View Post

This is how we are measuring the snow depth in north Germany..

This is how we are measuring the snow depth in north Germany. We had a half meter Snow ❄️ this week… just kidding.
What depth of snow do you think we had?😉

2023-12-11 02:17:40 +0000 UTC View Post

I did it again… are you ready for this?😉

2023-12-02 23:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post

A rare Moment… me putting on underwear. Yes I know I know it..

A rare Moment… me putting on underwear. Yes I know I know it’s unbelievable right?😅

2023-11-21 20:54:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Back to black? I tried one of these AI-Comic Apps… I don’t ..

Back to black? I tried one of these AI-Comic Apps… I don’t know why but it transformed me into a black man or a weird looking prince with a crown and string?😂

2023-11-14 17:32:31 +0000 UTC View Post

I did squats after one month without gymtraining… I have to ..

I did squats after one month without gymtraining… I have to admit, I can barely walk now😅

2023-11-08 22:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Sorry that I kept you waiting hm? I am back at 100%💪 Feeling..

Sorry that I kept you waiting hm? I am back at 100%💪 Feeling I could bring the ring to Mordor a smash Sauron to the ground all by myself 😄

2023-10-31 21:46:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey Guys, I am sorry but I am still out of order. First Covi..

Hey Guys, I am sorry but I am still out of order. First Covid and as always after having a high fever, I have my stupid Steven-Johnson again. Taking my medication again but the side effects are difficult to bear. I will keep you updated.

2023-10-23 22:33:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Today is my birthday guys 🎁 This present is for you but mayb..

Today is my birthday guys 🎁 This present is for you but maybe you would like to give me a present too😉

2023-10-11 22:47:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Practicing my desensitization 🏋️‍♂️training Ps: I made tha..

Practicing my desensitization 🏋️‍♂️training Ps: I made that before Covid, at the moment I can’t do anything. And please excuse the dust on the ground 😅 I have two huskies…

2023-10-07 09:57:36 +0000 UTC View Post

At the weekend we had a family meeting. My Sister is working..

At the weekend we had a family meeting. My Sister is working for a huge company and travels a lot to India and China. Guess who has Covid again…

2023-10-03 09:30:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Maybe not the handyman you need, but definitely the one you ..

Maybe not the handyman you need, but definitely the one you deserve 👷‍♂️… or was it the other way around?😅

2023-09-28 17:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Playing a bit Microsoft flight simulator with the joystick 🕹..

Playing a bit Microsoft flight simulator with the joystick 🕹️

2023-09-18 20:31:55 +0000 UTC View Post

My own mobile phone thinks I am a landmark … Would you like..

My own mobile phone thinks I am a landmark … Would you like to have a statue like that at you home? Or imagine a 35m high statue like the the Colossus of Rhodes. Above a street, right in front the airport of Berlin so you have to go through it when you leaving the airport. Then you know what to expect in Germany😂

2023-09-09 07:08:05 +0000 UTC View Post

I am feeling a bit dizzi… i think am spinning too much aroun..

I am feeling a bit dizzi… i think am spinning too much around at the farm 😵‍💫

2023-08-31 11:03:24 +0000 UTC View Post

I have noticed someone mentioned that i must have had a peni..

I have noticed someone mentioned that i must have had a penis enlargement surgery because of my white scar and that I am not able anymore to lift this huge thing. First: it’s called Vitiligo. An autoimmune skin disease. And Second i will show you my secret training program for penis enlargement. I call it RHT “Richtig hartes Training” or Real Hard Training💪 But don’t try this at home without proper training. I had a special education in Monstercockland…

2023-08-21 06:47:47 +0000 UTC View Post

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If you are bored and horny just do it 😉

My definition of hard office work … not many people work har..

Sorry I lied to you on Instagram 😉 One of my more subtile n..

Hungry eyes… I have the urge to stuff someone completely up!

I got a feeling that the night is gonna be a good night… but..

Happy new year my friends! 🚀 You are the best supporters I..

I hope you've all been good boys and girls this year! Otherw..

You know the rules 😉 No touching, just looking

This is how we are measuring the snow depth in north Germany..

I did it again… are you ready for this?😉

A rare Moment… me putting on underwear. Yes I know I know it..

Back to black? I tried one of these AI-Comic Apps… I don’t ..

I did squats after one month without gymtraining… I have to ..

Sorry that I kept you waiting hm? I am back at 100%💪 Feeling..

Hey Guys, I am sorry but I am still out of order. First Covi..

Today is my birthday guys 🎁 This present is for you but mayb..

Practicing my desensitization 🏋️‍♂️training Ps: I made tha..

At the weekend we had a family meeting. My Sister is working..

Maybe not the handyman you need, but definitely the one you ..

Playing a bit Microsoft flight simulator with the joystick 🕹..

My own mobile phone thinks I am a landmark … Would you like..

I am feeling a bit dizzi… i think am spinning too much aroun..

I have noticed someone mentioned that i must have had a peni..

No joke! This is the third time this happened! Why? Tell me ..

I have to clean the stable but I have definitely something d..

Have a nice start into the week ☀️

Did you know that I don’t own a wristwatch. I am more the ol..

It’s your choice, I will give you everything but won’t stop ..

Stretching is very important, I am stretching every day. I e..

If this was an RPG, which class I would be? One of my many n..