Sorry for the absence homies upped my Zoloft I’m back 😂😂😂
Sorry for the absence homies upped my Zoloft I’m back 😂😂😂
2025-02-26 16:35:27 +0000 UTC View Post
darcicarlson posts
I’m in a cheeky mood. Winter in Texas which means ITS CHILI ..
I’m in a cheeky mood. Winter in Texas which means ITS CHILI TIME. If we hit my goal of $200 to help me get some groceries I’ll cook my chili tonight on a live naked. Tiddies and my chili recipe? That’s worth its weight in gold bb…. Slightly dangerous but also…. Danger isn’t my middle name but pretty much could be 🤣💕💋
2025-02-11 01:10:56 +0000 UTC View PostAmazing what a spray tan can do for your mental health and b..
Amazing what a spray tan can do for your mental health and body image 🙃💅 here’s to the best anti depressant there is! Tanning and tiddies!
2025-02-11 00:34:20 +0000 UTC View PostTurning this into a poster if you buy this I will send you o..
Turning this into a poster if you buy this I will send you one. No fucking refunds I look hot as fuck.
2025-02-07 05:40:54 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s shower! 💦😍💋 naked outlaw country angel starting the da..
Let’s shower! 💦😍💋 naked outlaw country angel starting the day of music with soapy scrub down and shave
2025-01-24 18:36:07 +0000 UTC View PostToday it was so cold outside and I did not want to leave my ..
Today it was so cold outside and I did not want to leave my 75 degree house. But! If you saw me out rompin around, this is what was under my jumpsuit 🤗
2025-01-23 01:31:47 +0000 UTC View PostGood afternoon and don’t forget underboob rocks
Good afternoon and don’t forget underboob rocks
2025-01-07 19:50:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Squeaking clean miss thing 💋💋💋
Squeaking clean miss thing 💋💋💋
2025-01-03 18:43:28 +0000 UTC View PostFreshly single so spending my mornings topless looking at my..
Freshly single so spending my mornings topless looking at myself in the mirror and telling myself I’m beautiful.
2025-01-02 20:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhen it’s a snow day and you have on all the layers but have..
When it’s a snow day and you have on all the layers but have to go to the bathroom lol
2024-12-28 23:34:33 +0000 UTC View PostIf all you do is shower and brush your teeth today I’m proud..
If all you do is shower and brush your teeth today I’m proud of you 🙏💋
2024-12-21 20:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostI wish Spray Tans repelled children. But for now they just m..
I wish Spray Tans repelled children. But for now they just make me look sexy.
2024-12-17 21:24:39 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas from Bad Santa! 😘🎄💋
Merry Christmas from Bad Santa! 😘🎄💋
2024-12-17 19:30:51 +0000 UTC View PostChristmas Party Crasher for Hire! Photos by Broken Barbies M..
Christmas Party Crasher for Hire! Photos by Broken Barbies Media pt2
2024-12-17 16:49:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I love a day off to go spray tan and run errands. Spent all ..
I love a day off to go spray tan and run errands. Spent all week in the studio, had a show last night at world famous Poodies in Spicewood TX and now I can breath a bit before my show tonight at Mama Dearest! Also - here’s me naked. Now go hit up darcicarlson.com and help me fund my new record BAD GIRLS CLUB! I announced the official pre-sale yesterday and looking to raise about 15k (which is only a portion of the entire budget). It’ll be out late spring 2025! And is full of BANGERS. Costing a pretty penny to make this thing legit as hell! Your girl could use some 🤑🤑🤑
2024-11-23 18:43:16 +0000 UTC View PostCalling all sugar daddies I need $536 to fly home for Thanks..
Calling all sugar daddies I need $536 to fly home for Thanksgiving to meet my new niece and nephew! Twins born just the other day!! Proud auntie ❤️🥰 Let’s get me home for the holidaaaze!
2024-11-17 19:43:09 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Election! Here’s a backstage photo to lighten the mood..
Happy Election! Here’s a backstage photo to lighten the mood lol 🤡😝
2024-11-05 21:45:40 +0000 UTC View PostMessin around in the studio 😏❤️💋 photos by @ Broken Barbies ..
Messin around in the studio 😏❤️💋 photos by @ Broken Barbies Media
2024-11-01 18:18:53 +0000 UTC View PostLong nights call for robe and foot soak on the kitchen count..
Long nights call for robe and foot soak on the kitchen counter while I wait for my tea to boil 💋
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