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Still forever a sleepy Xil, but I was just so cozy and comfy..

Still forever a sleepy Xil, but I was just so cozy and comfy today that I wanted to share 🥰

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K I'm cold and going back into hibernation so here's a snack..

K I'm cold and going back into hibernation so here's a snack before I leave 😘 And remember, tips don't always guarantee that I'll be around more often, but they do help insure I don't disappear forever, and are always appreciated, if it's within your means to help 🖤

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Thought y'all might like a close-up pussy shot before I disa..

Thought y'all might like a close-up pussy shot before I disappear again 😽

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Sup Fuckos, I'm logging on for half a second to make sure my..

Sup Fuckos, I'm logging on for half a second to make sure my account doesn't get shut down for inactivity. Cleavage shot for funsies. Actual update for those who care: had to move back home to the sticks. So, no privacy and therefore no Boobies Boonies posting. Got diagnosed with SIBO and finally just started antibiotics. Maybe it'll solve all my problems, or maybe I'll just stop throwing up coffee in the yard randomly. Anyway, not meant to be a sexy, fun status. Just a post for my babes who still check up. Still adore y'all. Be back someday.. 😘 Xil

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Sometimes I'm cute; most other times I'm a mess. Sorry I fo..

Sometimes I'm cute; most other times I'm a mess. Sorry I forgot to take more pics in the past month. There were like 3 whole days I looked amazing and I totally spaced. In the middle of a last minute move from my home of that past three and a half years. It's the longest I've gone without moving in over 12 years. Thanks for still being my babes through all the hiatuses and nonsense. Sometimes I think about just deleting this account because I can't manage to do work anymore, but there's too many of y'all that I adore on a very personal level, that I don't think I could do that to you. So thanks for still being wonderful despite the bullshit. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you 🖤

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If you miss me, feel free to tip me, on a scale of 1-10, of ..

If you miss me, feel free to tip me, on a scale of 1-10, of how broken you think the American healthcare system is. Or how much you hate capitalism. Or how much you wanna fuck me. ...just gimme $10, ya fuckin nerd.

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Okay I'm tired, see you in a month.

Okay I'm tired, see you in a month.

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How many fuzzy pit fans do I have out there now?

How many fuzzy pit fans do I have out there now?

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Ya know, I'm still kinda baffled at the attention I still ge..

Ya know, I'm still kinda baffled at the attention I still get, while basically permanently on hiatus. Like, obviously my page is free, so why not follow and all that. But, idk, I logged in today after almost a month and saw new followers and likes and stuff and it's always a sweet lil reminder that my babes are always here, still. My apartment is cold as fuck tho so you get a jammie coat selfie of me feeling adored and that is IT 🥶

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At the very least, I can still be a Spooky Mistress once in ..

At the very least, I can still be a Spooky Mistress once in awhile.

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5 minutes, over my short shorts with my new replacement vibr..

5 minutes, over my short shorts with my new replacement vibrator (I've broken 2 already 😅) It's the first PPV I've made in awhile, be gentle 🥺

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I'm having A panic attack But I wanted To say hi Because I..

I'm having A panic attack But I wanted To say hi Because I know I've got a million messages That I still haven't read. But it's hard To be sexy When my Sympathetic Nervous System Is on fire. Thank you for your time and consideration and I wanna be back SOON but y'all just might have to deal with very BASIC customs (photos or writing only) or just PPV.

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Okay so I honestly did feel pretty bad about being MIA, unti..

Okay so I honestly did feel pretty bad about being MIA, until I read my messages and remembered what turned me off (libido and more) from being on here in the first place. Even during my break, just my creator friends sharing helped reconfirm my time away. It straight up feels like selling my old Magic Cards on Marketplace. Offering crypto, or some other uneven trade? Treating me like I'm desperate to sell it, as if I haven't been holding onto it already for years? Mansplaining the value to me as if I even ASKED, or like I haven't already 1. Done my research and, 2. Sold at market rates or OVER, you "TCG low, 75%" losers. The fact that you come on a pay site, to then have the audacity to haggle the price for a creator's body and time is ASTOUNDING. I have a handful of fans that respect my prices, and I adore making content for them, and I'm tired of avoiding signing in because I'm stressed about the small shit I'm "supposed" to do when I see my missed messages. I'm disabled and broke and I STILL don't fuckin care how much you offer me after you've been an entitled piece of shit. How the fuck is anybody supposed to even pretend they're horny for you after that? You should feel blessed there are even any creators left on here knowing that's the regular shit they go through. You are boring and your dick isn't important and I'm not going to humor it anymore. Suck my nuts ya fuckin cucks. You burnt me out and I'm not apologizing for it again. BYE.

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I tried like 20 times to get it in one take, but fuck you ju..

I tried like 20 times to get it in one take, but fuck you just appreciate the update got DAMN.

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Y'all how the fuuuck did I get slipper tan lines when I've h..

Y'all how the fuuuck did I get slipper tan lines when I've hardly been outside. RUDE

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Not doing good tonight. I've been afraid to log on to check ..

Not doing good tonight. I've been afraid to log on to check messages. But I realized it's been a bit since my scheduled posts ran out. But unfortunately the PASC is real and Dr. House isn't real (but don't worry, it's actually NOT lupus). I just don't know how to apologize in new and fun exciting ways now. I'm only posting because I had a panic attack and then drank enough Hamm's to overcome my social anxiety again. Anyways, I'm chronically ill lol fight me byyeee

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Sent these to a boy on a dating app, to which he swooned and..

Sent these to a boy on a dating app, to which he swooned and said I was absolutely adorable, and then immediately went on to fuck his girl best friend that same night. So I'm posting them here instead because I know my babes will always appreciate me more than anyone else would.

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POV: me when I finally open your dick pic to record your wee..

POV: me when I finally open your dick pic to record your weenie roast

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Suddenly in just such a pissy mood today. Smokes and some Ha..

Suddenly in just such a pissy mood today. Smokes and some Hammy Bois just ain't doing the trick. Gimme a reason to perk up? What's some good news you've received recently?

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Eat Me.

Eat Me.

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POV: when you don't feel good, but Daddy tells you to be a g..

POV: when you don't feel good, but Daddy tells you to be a good girl

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That time I experimented with my makeup and accidentally tur..

That time I experimented with my makeup and accidentally turned myself into a living blow-up doll

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It's 1pm and I'm still in bed. Shnuggs sound sooooo good rig..

It's 1pm and I'm still in bed. Shnuggs sound sooooo good right now.

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After reading so many lovely messages today, I made y'all a ..

After reading so many lovely messages today, I made y'all a little set, fresh off the press: Couple of booty shots, a very hot tit selfie, and a 3 minute video thanking you for reminding me how good it feels to get fucked (3rd free pic is a sneak peek 👀)

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Someday I'll be back here regularly as my happy and sassy se..

Someday I'll be back here regularly as my happy and sassy self. But alas, today is not that day. Went to the ER on Saturday and they think I might have an ulcer. Wish somebody would rub and kiss my tummy to make it feel better 😭 Just look how soft and sleepy I look today. For now, I'm going try to edit some older, not previously posted, content to schedule out ahead of time, both free and PPV. So if you see new posts from me and send a message, please don't assume that I'm online and ignoring you. Just trying to compromise taking care of all you sweet babes, and myself. Again, thank you for being the most patient and wonderful babes a girl could ask for. 🖤 Xil

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Tbh I looked super hot on my bday too and didn't even get to..

Tbh I looked super hot on my bday too and didn't even get to show it off. Feel free to send me belated birthday tips to let your favorite disabled bitch in the Midwest know how much you missed her. Drinking some Hammy Bois tonight if you wanna say hey.

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It was my birthday two days ago, but I wasn't feeling good, ..

It was my birthday two days ago, but I wasn't feeling good, and didn't want to celebrate. Feeling a little more spirited today, and thought, hey, let's ~ease~ back into things, practice some "self-care", take some time to listen to my body and see how it feels.... Yeah so I might have overdone it 😅 RIP my bedsheets

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Chonky and sleepy but I wanted to say hi 😚

Chonky and sleepy but I wanted to say hi 😚

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Actually took a shower today so I'm stopping by to demand co..

Actually took a shower today so I'm stopping by to demand compliments before going back into hibernation.

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Fricken DYING that I caught my "why the fuck isn't this work..

Fricken DYING that I caught my "why the fuck isn't this working" face on camera, finally 🤣 Titling this portrait: "Expression of Planned Obsolescence in Action"

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