guess the song I'm dancing too
guess the song I'm dancing too
2024-11-05 23:03:16 +0000 UTC View Post
toripiskin posts
Can you guess what part of Europe I am in?
Can you guess what part of Europe I am in?
2024-09-13 16:35:05 +0000 UTC View Posthair too good to let the world see it
hair too good to let the world see it
2024-09-09 12:43:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Because I’m dyslexic I’ll misread words, but sometimes I fee..
Because I’m dyslexic I’ll misread words, but sometimes I feel like I just improving the sentence. Like I read something that says MARIE ANTOINETTE! THAT AUSTRIAN WHORE. But my dyslexic read it as, MARIE ANTOINETTE! THAT AUSITIC WHORE. Imagine If what I read was true and she was ruling today? A sexually active neurodivergent queen? She would be praised! They would be like who would you like in your council? She say, Billie Eilish.
2024-08-27 00:11:02 +0000 UTC View Postperforming in DC! you we're a great audience!
performing in DC! you we're a great audience!
2024-08-25 00:08:03 +0000 UTC View Post
finally got my second hole pierced. what type of earring sho..
finally got my second hole pierced. what type of earring should I put in it?
2024-08-20 00:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post
can you guess what comedy club green room this was taken in?
can you guess what comedy club green room this was taken in?
2024-08-15 00:01:05 +0000 UTC View Postalways need to dress the best when doing standup!
always need to dress the best when doing standup!
2024-08-12 00:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
night shoots filming some sketches
night shoots filming some sketches
2024-08-07 06:06:03 +0000 UTC View Postsat in my first convertible of the summer!
sat in my first convertible of the summer!
2024-08-01 23:58:02 +0000 UTC View Postdo you ever have those days you just want to sit in bed all ..
do you ever have those days you just want to sit in bed all day?
2024-07-30 23:58:03 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the audition for the commercial I booked. can you gu..
This is the audition for the commercial I booked. can you guess what it was for?
2024-07-29 23:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostI need a shopping spree for summer
I need a shopping spree for summer
2024-07-27 23:55:03 +0000 UTC View Post
A commercial. should have booked!
A commercial. should have booked!
2024-07-23 23:53:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The condom broke while I was having sex and I'm VERY anxious..
The condom broke while I was having sex and I'm VERY anxious so I bought a BUNCH of pregnancy tests. Like I suspected, It came back negative but I am also Jewish so when I looked at all the unused pregnancy tests I was like hmmmm. Can I return them? Maybe even an exchange, a clear blue for a sour patch.
2024-07-15 22:01:11 +0000 UTC View Post
this is giving me saved by the bell head shot
this is giving me saved by the bell head shot
2024-07-09 21:55:02 +0000 UTC View PostAm I too cool for this photographer's green laser effect?
Am I too cool for this photographer's green laser effect?
2024-07-08 21:57:03 +0000 UTC View PostGoing on a dating app is like going on Street Easy, you have..
Going on a dating app is like going on Street Easy, you have to assume every photo is at least five years old.
2024-07-06 21:50:03 +0000 UTC View PostI do online videos for brands and sometimes you get strange ..
I do online videos for brands and sometimes you get strange requests. Like the holocaust museum reached out to me. I’m negativing back and forth and at one point they are being kind of cheap. I asked for more money, but I felt bad. But also isn’t this what my people would wanted? Jesus Christ.
2024-07-04 21:52:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you bring alcohol into a movie theater you’re an alcoholi..
If you bring alcohol into a movie theater you’re an alcoholic right? Yeah, that’s what I thought. So I’m dating an alcoholic.
2024-07-02 21:48:04 +0000 UTC View Post