Hosting another party this weekend. This time a birthday par..
Hosting another party this weekend. This time a birthday party and I'm going to make some cakes in the shape of titties 🤣
2025-03-18 22:57:46 +0000 UTC View Post
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Tent camping during a hail storm is an adventure.
Tent camping during a hail storm is an adventure.
2025-03-15 21:58:08 +0000 UTC View PostKnow your status. Take prep. Do all of the fun things.
Know your status. Take prep. Do all of the fun things.
2025-03-06 16:07:44 +0000 UTC View PostI installed Ubuntu on my desktop. I have a love/hate relatio..
I installed Ubuntu on my desktop. I have a love/hate relationship with Linux - sometimes I can get things to work and others, I have to burn it all to the ground. Now, three of my four computers have Linux on them.
2025-03-05 15:12:23 +0000 UTC View PostHow's your day going? My day is going about as well as the p..
How's your day going?
My day is going about as well as the picture. Thanks power outage. So, I'm installing Ubuntu on my desktop.
People that have known me for years at local Ren faire think..
People that have known me for years at local Ren faire think I'm almost unrecognizable without facial hair.
2025-03-02 19:50:52 +0000 UTC View PostI have a strong desire to slap my cock on someone's forehead..
I have a strong desire to slap my cock on someone's forehead before proceeding to face fuck them.
2025-02-23 18:47:16 +0000 UTC View PostParty tonight. Pinata provided by a friend
Party tonight. Pinata provided by a friend
2025-02-23 01:45:29 +0000 UTC View PostWhoops. Almost posted forbidden content on here.
Whoops. Almost posted forbidden content on here.
2025-02-21 21:14:02 +0000 UTC View PostThere's nothing quite like a little bit of peppermint soap o..
There's nothing quite like a little bit of peppermint soap on your butthole other than someone giving you head with some toothpaste still lingering around...
2025-02-19 22:57:12 +0000 UTC View PostDressed appropriately for work
Dressed appropriately for work
2025-02-17 19:13:26 +0000 UTC View PostHappy V-day. May your cocks be hard and the holes be well-lu..
Happy V-day. May your cocks be hard and the holes be well-lubed and accepting 😜.
2025-02-14 13:43:12 +0000 UTC View Post25 lbs. That's what I want to lose this year. Last year was ..
25 lbs. That's what I want to lose this year.
Last year was weird, my weight fluctuated by 30 lbs. I've been shedding some of it.
You too can use an automated soap/sanitizer dispenser for lu..
You too can use an automated soap/sanitizer dispenser for lube as well. Who would like to hop on the chair? Leg height is adjustable and we can strap you in for a good time.
2025-02-13 00:06:39 +0000 UTC View PostMe talking sexy: I have a vasectomy, my STI results are curr..
Me talking sexy: I have a vasectomy, my STI results are current and I'm tested every three months, and I'm on prep.
2025-02-11 16:47:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I've recently been holding a hitachi to my frenulum with a l..
I've recently been holding a hitachi to my frenulum with a little bit of pressure - and that's as close as I can get to a hands-free orgasm. I have not successfully had someone massage ye olde prostate to milk it - almost always open to try again. And the preferred setting on the hitachi is a 3 or a 4.
I don't know if you knew this or not, but hitachis automatically shut off after awhile...
Today's totally appropriate shirt for work
Today's totally appropriate shirt for work
2025-02-06 19:42:48 +0000 UTC View PostSome people think I'm funny. Not just funny looking.
Some people think I'm funny. Not just funny looking.
2025-02-06 03:51:55 +0000 UTC View PostI know my age is on my profile - forget that for a moment wh..
I know my age is on my profile - forget that for a moment while you ponder this statement and question:
Rarely do I do a full shave (I think about once a year since adulthood). If you saw me on the streets, how old would you say that I appear? (And ignore the razor burn)
It's almost been a year since my cock has been in another pe..
It's almost been a year since my cock has been in another person. I'm looking to correct that - just have to find the right people 😏
2025-02-03 14:56:38 +0000 UTC View PostBack in November I started paying for a gym membership. I ha..
Back in November I started paying for a gym membership. I haven't gone yet.
2025-02-01 19:30:50 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of fucking pervert would have "sex" toys over thei..
What kind of fucking pervert would have "sex" toys over their bed. Eww .. Oh wait, I moved parts of my collection... Second picture is more centered. Just a few hundred holes in my walls. It's a good thing I own the place.
2025-01-25 00:54:47 +0000 UTC View PostOld picture, but still wondering where did my bottom go... J..
Old picture, but still wondering where did my bottom go... Just remember that the beatings will continue until morale improves!
2025-01-24 03:53:14 +0000 UTC View PostBah. Kink party I was supposed to host on February 1st was c..
Bah. Kink party I was supposed to host on February 1st was cancelled by the birthday boy - he didn't get the interest that he was hoping for. Now to replace it with something else. Later in the month, I'm hosting for my favorite lesbian couple's "ladies and theydies party."
2025-01-24 02:03:45 +0000 UTC View PostI don't know why I do the things I do... Oh wait, I do know ..
I don't know why I do the things I do... Oh wait, I do know why... I'm just a perv for hole exploration.
2025-01-22 00:40:22 +0000 UTC View PostI'm horrible at telling people that they are attractive to m..
I'm horrible at telling people that they are attractive to me. It's been awhile since I told someone, "you're gorgeous" or anything of the like. I think it's partially because it makes me blush and slightly uncomfortable when similar statements are made about me.
2025-01-22 00:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostSome days, you just want to eat ass.
Some days, you just want to eat ass.
2025-01-20 20:56:14 +0000 UTC View PostI'm currently without a partner and something I miss is just..
I'm currently without a partner and something I miss is just having someone suckling on my cock for an hour or two. 😘
2025-01-20 03:45:26 +0000 UTC View Post