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2023-10-03 21:34:37 +0000 UTC View Post
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Any messages from me asking for money ARE NOT me. Sorry for ..
Any messages from me asking for money ARE NOT me. Sorry for anyone my ex may have suckered.
2023-03-19 19:31:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Guys I am so sorry for my absence...for those of you who don..
Guys I am so sorry for my absence...for those of you who dont know I've been in the hospital for too long now but I will be going home very soon. The last time I stepped foot outside it was still summer time 😩 I truly, truly apologize 💚💛🧡❤
2022-10-09 02:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostSince I'm stuck in this hospital bed a little longer I'm eit..
Since I'm stuck in this hospital bed a little longer I'm either gonna go live tonight or video calls....take your pick!
2022-09-13 23:09:35 +0000 UTC View PostIf you signed up for snap already I apologize....I got jumpe..
If you signed up for snap already I apologize....I got jumped by four bitches and a big gay dude today and my face is a little fucked up. I didn't know four bitches against one chick was cool or something to brag about but now I'm all caught with the section 8 fight club standards. They got my phone, all of the money I had on me and a couple of other things and my glasses and to rub it in a little more it's my bday tomorrow. That being said if anyone wants to send a lil something to my cash app so my bday doesn't totally suck that would be awesomeee. And who knows maybe I'll post a pic of my face if Im feeling brave 🙄 happy birthday to me $shizzzzurp
2022-07-30 03:28:04 +0000 UTC View PostI think today and the day I'm going to start a premium Snapc..
I think today and the day I'm going to start a premium Snapchat and see how that goes😬 and I'll start at $18 a month for that dirty girl shittttt lol so if you're interested my snap and cash app are both @shizzzzurp and leave your snap name in the memo so I can add you to my private story. It'll be our little secret 🤫😜
2022-07-28 17:17:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry it's been so long :( message me if you're interested i..
Sorry it's been so long :( message me if you're interested in a Snapchat sorta thing instead. I think it'd be way easier to stay on top of 😉
2022-07-22 07:30:21 +0000 UTC View PostYou thought I forgot, but I'm just a master of procrastinati..
You thought I forgot, but I'm just a master of procrastination 😬🐰
2022-04-19 04:33:38 +0000 UTC View PostThis app is pretty cool if you're in a little jam (as I am s..
This app is pretty cool if you're in a little jam (as I am so often). They'll give you $10 just got signing up. And here's some cheeks just to make this post worth it 😉 https://bambureferafriend.onelink.me/9Ina/c090084d
2022-03-19 11:10:23 +0000 UTC View PostNothing crazy...just a girl at the gym...with her dildo haha..
Nothing crazy...just a girl at the gym...with her dildo hahaha
2022-03-18 00:27:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi guys. So, I don't know where to start. I guess I'll start..
Hi guys. So, I don't know where to start. I guess I'll start with apologizing for my absence. I have a lot going on in my life...it's getting to the point where I truly want to give up. Without getting into too much detail, I had a little falling out with my roommate and have been bouncing back and forth for a couple of weeks. It wasn't so bad until the other night when someone stole my catalytic converter off of my car. As if turning my usually quiet Prius on to realize it now sounded like a fucking angry T-Rex wasn't bad enough....I then found out the hard way that lack of a catalytic converter also means lack of heat. I went from 'barely getting by' to 'im fucked' real quick. THEN....after attempting to drive my car for 2 seconds I realize that when these asshats cut my converter....they also cut my coolant jug. Add issue #394 and #395 to the list. Now my car won't hold coolant which is causing it to overheat. And in between all of these issues both of my headlights went out as well. I got one taken care of....the other isn't an easy fix. The wires are completely singed that connect to the lamp. I'm sure you can see....I'm dealing with a lot. A mechanic looked at it tonight and literally shook his head and said 'youre fucked' the nicest way he possibly could. I don't talk to my family at all and usually keep to myself. I hate asking for help, but I'm backed into a corner to the point where I don't know what I'm going to do. That being said....if anyone can help...if you are an actual mechanic that takes pity on this pathetic bitch, or work at an auto parts store and can off parts for cheaper, or can donate to the 'get this bitch a new converter' fund....I would be forever grateful. I'm asking kindly that you not take this an an opportunity to hold any of these things mentioned over my head in exchange for sex. I'm not trying to add 'actual prostitute' to my resume just yet. If you can donate, going through another platform is preferred considering this one takes 20% of everything we make and takes 2 weeks to hit my hand. Cash app and venmo is @shizzzzurp. Don't hesitate to ask me any questions about my super shitty, drama filled life. Ugh.
2021-12-13 01:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone want to be a doll and buy this for me 😬🙃 it's only $1..
Anyone want to be a doll and buy this for me 😬🙃 it's only $130 with a 20% off code 🙃🙃
2021-11-30 23:03:10 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been so long! This site kills me anymore... And startin..
It's been so long! This site kills me anymore... And starting October 1st I believe there's no explicit content allowed. If you are ever trying to reach me here and I'm not answering, just message me on messenger with a 😸 emoji so I know you're coming from here! It will be our little thing!
2021-08-22 20:06:38 +0000 UTC View PostGuys....dead serious....I need fucking straight honest answe..
Guys....dead serious....I need fucking straight honest answers...why are you subscribed to my onlyfans? Is it just because I'm hot? Or is it because I'm hot and hilarious? I NEED HONEST ANSWERS!
2021-07-28 07:49:54 +0000 UTC View PostHi guys! I'm going through my messages and while they are al..
Hi guys! I'm going through my messages and while they are all totally flattering, I just want to remind you that no one is perfect. I am very good at editing videos so you only see what I want you to see and I spend hours taking pics and deciding on what I think is best. I will agree....my body is slammin', but it is not without flaws. If you have a significant other or someone special in your life, please don't forget to take the time to tell them that they are beautiful too. It wasn't that long ago that I was a woman in a relationship with someone who cared more about telling a complete stranger on the internet how beautiful she was and left me awake at night wondering what I was doing wrong.
2021-07-21 00:30:25 +0000 UTC View Post
There's just something about carwashes....
There's just something about carwashes....
2021-07-06 01:50:03 +0000 UTC View Post