The agonising decisions of what to bring on holiday… (this is maybe 1/5 of the options)
In 36 hours I’ll be lying on a beach, you have no idea just how much I need this! 🏖️👙🌊☀️
Today has been my first real day off in about a month… I jetted off to Rottnest Island in Western Australia and met an absurd number of friendly Quokkers, and took all of 1 (one) sexy pic my entire stay (lol second photo), the rest of the time I was working my sandy butt off shooting a wedding!
I’m paying the price of shooting so much the last couple of weeks, because now I’m in editing overload. But never been happier…
This year is shaping up to be reeeeeal nice. Later this week I’m flying off to Queensland for an ACTUAL holiday.
Part of that holiday includes shooting a heap of new stuff for here 😉
You ready for 'Swingin' Summer' ? 🌺
Here's the first few, the rest delivered with love to your inbox in just a couple of minutes.
But first, just a little public service announcement;
When I went on hiatus, I removed all the nudes on the feed and I made this account free to follow. (You're welcome! 💋)
Upon my return, I debated for awhile whether to go back to subscription based, and decided nah. I feel like it's everyones choice whether to purchase the full photo sets to see the good photos (and seriously why is it that all my fave shots are always NSFW...?)
I've had a couple of people ask why it's all SFW on the feed now, so that's why. Pick and choose what you want to see, and your purchases enable me to keep diving deeper into my lingerie collecting and flaunting.
I'm just going to enjoy it while I still do, hope that you like it too, and just have fun while it lasts 💕
Oh.My.God. The last 48 hours has been insane. Pretty sure I'm just sleepwalking through the day.
Please allow me 1 (one) more business day for me to recover 😂
The plan was to surprise you all and release this set tonight as my V Day gift to you. Instead... I'm still at work, leaves in my hair, sap all over my hands... I love this job, I do, but I can't wait for things to go back to normal. When I get home, it's straight into the shower and off to snoozyland.
If you want to shout me a coffee for Valentine's Day tomorrow, this is probably the best time ever to do it. (Also accepting tips to go towards my badly needed deep tissue massage after this is over, lol.)
Just in case you didn't know, my day job is being a florist! With Valentine's Day just 2 sleeps away, we're seriously under the pump preparing. Long hours, lots of rose thorn prickles... (That's why I'm barely online at the moment!)
Hang tight, just a couple more days to go and I'll be back here, giving you all the attention you deserve 😉
(wish me luck! 🍀)
Roses are red, Delphinium is blue,
7 days till Valentines Day,
I can’t wait to be through 💕
(This very tired little florist is ready for a holiday… wish me luck!)
No more surgery photos now, pinky promise! Just hot girl hanging-in-an-egg-chair pics, haha!
This really was the last set of photos I took with my old nose. These were taken in Queensland, in the cutest little house well out of phone reception range.
Just perfect weather, birds singing, and getting naked on the verandah 😏
I'll release this one very soon, I'm really excited to get it out there so that it's all just new face, new photos on the agenda, ya know?
Welcome to part two of my nose surgery story! (Part one is just below if you wanna catch up!)
... My eyes were tightly closed and refusing to open, I couldn't move my arms or legs. All I could do, was lay there listening to Rick Astley. 😑
A voice spoke from my left, a nurse explaining I was in the recovery room and waking up. "Can you open your eyes Elizabeth?"
"No... They won't open" I replied.
The nurse laughed, and told me she'd come back and check on me soon.
I started trying to wiggle my fingers, and eventually got some movement going. Finally I could peek out, spotted a clock, and that damn radio on a shelf nearby. As if a private hospital couldn't afford a speaker and a Spotify account...
Fast forward to getting dressed and moved into a chair, I took the first selfie on this post and sent it to the group chat of friends and family to let them know I was alive.
My surgeon came to visit me and pulled a grimacing face. Uh oh...
He assured me the surgery went perfectly, however to expect some shocking black eyes and to ice up and not to fall behind on my painkillers.
Did I listen? Oh no. Little Lizzie underestimated what was to come.
So I walked into the hospital at 7am, and was wheeled out in a wheelchair at 1pm. No overnight stay! I had to walk with assistance, and once back to the Airbnb I followed the surgeons orders and a pack of frozen peas became my best friend. (see image 5, my favourite photo 😂)
I learned fast why you're meant to take every painkiller the hour you're meant to... I woke at 4am to a strange feeling. It wasn't a burning pain or anything you'd typically feel. I knew I was in serious pain, but I was feeling it in a very odd way I can't even explain. I'll never forget the desperate wait for the painkillers to kick in. A rigorous medication schedule was created, and never disobeyed after that.
The next morning I experienced an unforeseen complication. I didn't know it then, but I was having an allergic reaction to the tape. (image 7, she's beauty, she's grace!)
My eyelids continued to swell from that photo, and it got downright scary to the point I could barely see and there were concerns my airway could become compromised. Luckily this was solved by a huge dose of antihistamines!
If you're wondering what on earth is up my nose in all those photos, they put silicone splints in there (basically tubes) that were stitched in. I tried my hardest not to think about it for that first week. Before this, I'd ever had stitches in my life. Sometimes I could breathe through them, but after day 3 I couldn't at all and went back to being a hot mouth breather 🔥 👄
Over my nose was a big plastic cover, then taped over to an inch of its life. It was seriously uncomfortable and possibly one of the worst weeks of my life towards the end of it. I was finding it hard to sleep, and then I experienced hallucinations while coming off my pain meds and simultaneously going through nicotine withdrawal.
I kept hallucinating about a creepy man dressed in black breaking into my bedroom. (Really it was my coat stand with my black work coat on it... 🫡 )
Finally the splints came out, which goes down as another shocking experience. It's pain-free for most patients... I, however... Was completely numb outside my nose, but could feel every.little.thing. on the inside.
Hell. Actual hell.
After that followed 9 weeks of taping up my nose every night and watching it like a hawk every day as it changed shape.
6 months on, I'm half way there in the healing process!
I'll be considered fully healed 12 months in, so July this year!
Even day to day now I'll notice swelling come and go, and sometimes I'll have a day or two of my nose looking wonky because just one side is misbehaving. The tip of my nose is still numb and I have a dissolvable stitch who decided not to fully dissolve, giving me a run for my money.
Overall, I would say my breathing has bettered by 100%, no joke. Food tastes better, I'd say taste has increased by 30% than before!
I'm still coming to terms with how different it looks, especially from the side. It's going to take awhile to adjust. I spent YEARS disguising my huge nose, so much so, that a lot of you probably don't see much difference. But when I show side by side photos, it's a little hectic.
I'll post some before and after photos in a minute, and then I'll be done with my surgery story! Feels nice to write about it and reflect. Although I'm SO glad I did it, (zero regrets!) I just don't think I could ever do that again. That was a once in a lifetime experience for suuure! 👃
What a week, thank goodness us folks in Oz had a public holiday. I spent mine sleeping for 16.5 hours, how did you spend yours? 😅
This week I'm scheduled to get my hair done - I'll spare you all from seeing me in my current state and lean on a couple of sneak peeks of my upcoming photo release. (I'll make up for that when the fresh hair is kicking, promise!)
Ready for part one of my nose surgery story? Here’s the last ever selfie with my original face, lol.
When I was a kid, I was playing netball like crazy! One evening during a training session, I wasn’t paying attention… I copped a netball straight to the nose and my god… I was in agony. I didn’t know it at the time, but I had fractured my nose.
As the years rolled by, my breathing steadily got worse, and I put it to hayfever and severe allergies. Which I definitely had mind you!
By the time I was in my early 20’s, I went to 8 different doctors in the space of a few months, looking for answers.
But their answer was always ‘take an antihistamine and go home.’
By the 8th doctor, I’d had enough. I could never breathe through my right side, and most days couldn’t breathe through my nose at all from the allergy swelling. I demanded a referral to an Ear Mouth Throat specialist.
While this was going on, I also hated the way my nose shape had developed, and it just didn’t seem to stop growing! I’m a tiny chicka, small face, small facial features, and I can’t even put into words how much I dreaded seeing myself from the profile side.
Finally my specialist appointment came around, and I took in my CT Scans I’d had done in advance.
The surgeon examined me… or tried to… When he attempted to put an endoscope up the right nostril, he found it was impossible to get the scope past my bridge.
He loaded my scans up, and went very quiet. He muttered ‘oh dear…’ and stared intently so for long I finally had to break the silence and ask what he could see.
Triple the amount of nasal passage tissue, a stupidly small opening to my nose, evidence of an old fracture and a deviated septum. He told me on my right side there was a maximum opening of 2mm, so the second I had a little bit of swelling, no wonder I could never breathe through that side.
The fix? A $15,000 surgery. Being freshly 21, having just bought a new secondhand car and no savings to my name, and finding out this surgery couldn’t be covered by private health insurance, I turned around and left.
Another ten years passed, and the breathing difficulties had tripled. My throat and ears were constantly itching, the daily pain and the sheer amount of aloe vera tissues I was going through just became a nightmare. I couldn’t take it anymore, so I did my research and booked in to see a new surgeon.
This time I was quoted $17,500, and not only would it be medical surgery, but also cosmetic. If I had wanted to break that over two surgeries, I would’ve had to pay that twice…
He had a cancellation and was able to fit me in just 3 weeks from then.
So I did the only practical thing… I sold my car and booked it in!
Prior to this, I’d never had surgery before, never gone under, nothing. I’d lived a very sheltered life haha!
So with all the anxiety in the world…. I walked into hospital at 7am, on my own because of Covid restrictions. The whole team were lovely, kept me calm and reassured, got me into this wonderfully fashionable gown and gave me a heated fluffy robe to wear.
Not long later, a nurse walked me to my operating theatre (I do feel robbed I wasn’t wheeled in on a bed and lifted onto the operating table like in all the movies and tv shows…)
It was very surreal.
The anaesthetist loaded me up with drugs, and suddenly a nurse panicked and realised she had to legally get me to say my name and birthdate before going under. I don’t even remember answering (apparently I did). A gas mask appeared, and everything went dark.
An hour and a half later… I began to stir. My eyelids wouldn’t open, and I couldn’t move. But I heard something… I concentrated hard… it was music.
As I tried to wake up, I realised “hang on, I know this song,” and wondered what the fuck had gone wrong…
I was waking up to Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’
Stay tuned for part two… Did I get Rick Rolled, was I waking up during surgery…? Or was I dreaming?
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Firstly, I can't believe my photoset actually worked and sent out last night.. That's literally a first EVER on here. Secondly, THANK YOU, I was so shocked it actually went out when it was supposed to, and that so many people decided to add it to their collection.
It caused me to go from being in the top 98% of content creators (lollll) to top 49% overnight. I'm very humbled. I don't usually care about the % stuff, but that jump made me do a double-take for sure.
And thirdly, the photo attached is what I believe is the last photoshoot I did with my old nose. Admittedly I might need to scour my hard drives and see if I did anything else, but at this point it looks like there's just one more photo set of my old face.
I'll entertain you all with the story of my long awaited nose job soon, it's a doozy of a story and there's some ultra glamorous recovery photos to share. Something to look forward to! 🤗
✨ J u l i e ✨
Here's the first half of the set 💗
To check out the better half, head to your inbox and pray the OnlyFans gods have allowed it to reach you. xoxo
First things first. I left you all with previews of this photoset, but never released it. For some reason, my account on here has had chronic issues with sending sets out in my preferred method, by PPV messages.
Two months ago I received an email from OnlyFans support to let me know they've finally fixed the bug. (or so they say...)
So let's find out, shall we? I'll publish the first half of the set on the feed, and the rest to your inbox. Cross your fingers, toes and eyes for me!
Okay okay, so I'm back! Woo! 🎉
You're probably wondering what on earth happened to me for the last year, there's no easy summary of it, so I'll post some flashbacks as we go.
In a nutshell... I went overseas (YEEE USA! 🇺🇸 ), worked a ton at the florist, had a major surgery, had a change of ownership at the florist and worked even more than before, got back into shooting weddings, went interstate, worked more, and somewhere amongst all that.. Still did some photoshoots as a model.
If you've been here since the start, I went all out; full time on here for a bit over two years. I needed a break for sure. But now my collection of photoshoots has accumulated, and I've done nothing with them. Kind of a crime hey.
Welcome newcomers, there's a ton of you now since I made this account free! It's been lovely to come back and see it explode in my absence.
I'm looking forward to entertaining you again, who knows for how long, so please enjoy while you can 💕
hiiiiiiii. It's been a casual 4 months since I was last on here, probably longer to be honest.
Long story short; my boss found out she had cancer, so I stepped in and have been running the florist for her, I went away twice, did some shoots, moved house, did more shoots, got a new baby bird, hosted Christmas, and probably a thousand other things in between.
It's been chaotic, but I'm happier than ever!
I managed to squeeze in about 4 photoshoots of myself during my time away, none of those photo sets are finished, my models have been taking complete priority!
I'm planning to come back here on a more regular basis as soon as I can, I've missed you all, and I'm WOWED by all the new subscribers in my absence. I guess making your OnlyFans account free makes it more attractive to join haha. Welcome all!
I'll dive into my inbox next week and get caught up, so if you wanna say hi, don't be shy! I get a wholeeee week off next week, so I'll be around for chats and finally some new posts to fill you all in on what I've been doing, and what's coming next!
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Sifting through some of my most liked posts over the years, and this one was near the top!
This one was self shot at a house I booked that I was incredibly lucky to be at... This was right when Melbourne was shutting down and locking down suburbs one by one. Well before vaccinations were around!
All the surrounding suburbs to here were locked down while I was shooting, and it was super stressful to wait to see if I had to cancel 10 photoshoots...
24 hours after I finished shooting here, Brunswick West went into lockdown.
Those days better be well and truly behind us, because I got work to doooo! (2 weeks to go!)
So after spring cleaning my account, I've got quite a few photos to re-post - but the really good news is that in a couple of weeks I'll be doing some new shoots! Both behind the camera, and in front!
I'm thrilled, it's been well over a year since I got to play the boudoir photographer, and it's definitely been too long since I did some modelling myself!
hi hello! Finally my account is free, and gosh it feels weird!
I had a pretty intense week on my side of the world, I definitely know that dialling down my time online here and making this account free was a good choice!
HUUUGE welcome back to so many people over the last couple of days, it's SO nice to see some familiar names pop up, and very exciting to see some brand new ones!