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Plunging the depths of what this snatch has to offer you. I'..

Plunging the depths of what this snatch has to offer you. I'm doing the Lord's work, frankly.

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I had a little shmutz on my foot but I didn't think you'd mi..

I had a little shmutz on my foot but I didn't think you'd mind.

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I decided I dig wearing cute headbands so I ordered some bec..

I decided I dig wearing cute headbands so I ordered some because it's the closest thing to a tiara as I can pass off as casual adornment.

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I slept like trash last night so today has been an absolute ..

I slept like trash last night so today has been an absolute burner of a day. Like the first pancake of the batch, straight into the trash. I'm living my best scumbag scoundrel life.

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I rarely just spend a cozy lazy day on the couch begging out..

I rarely just spend a cozy lazy day on the couch begging out but today is just that kind of day.

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Took a sneaky photo of my boobs for OF while my friend who d..

Took a sneaky photo of my boobs for OF while my friend who doesn't know what I do is in the other room, shhh!

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I woke up to some beautiful mistakes that I can't do anythin..

I woke up to some beautiful mistakes that I can't do anything but masturbate about. So guess how my morning is going to play out? ...surprise, I'm jerking off in bed all morning again. You're shocked, I know.

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Ya'll asked about my little workout routine earlier after I ..

Ya'll asked about my little workout routine earlier after I posted that thirst trap photo, so here's a run through on that. My goal is to be consistent and kind with myself while focusing on feeling good, healthy, and strong rather than focusing on toxic thoughts or body image. Idk, lmk what you think.

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This isn't really the kind of thing I usually post but I fel..

This isn't really the kind of thing I usually post but I felt really strong in my body today. I did a little workout, even though I wasn't feeling 100% so I wanted to share with you. 🥰😍 Anyway, what should I vlog about today?

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Good golly, @aaliyahlove has a certain special touch.

Good golly, @aaliyahlove has a certain special touch.

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Tried to open the blinds to let some sunshine in while also ..

Tried to open the blinds to let some sunshine in while also trying not to show the whole neighborhood my mine* edit two days later: my MINGE, not my "mine" wtf autocorrect?

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I had some requests for a follow up on my choppy chop video,..

I had some requests for a follow up on my choppy chop video, so here's another where you can actually see the log I'm splitting. Tip me on this if you want me to shoot more scantily clad videos of me doing work like this on my next trip to the middle of nowhere's asshole.

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I couldn't decide which picture I liked better so why not bo..

I couldn't decide which picture I liked better so why not both? Anyway, this is how I wasted my afternoon: I have spent the last hour googling pinouts, schematics, and guides to understanding USB type-A 3.0 and USB type-C plugs and finally decided that the likelihood of soldering together my own phone charger wasn't worth the fine, precise soldering that would be required nor the potential for disaster if I make a mistake. I read about a guy Breckinridge (*edit: bricking! Idk why it autocorrected so strangely,, maybe my phone is afraid of the concept) his $1500 Pixel 2 because a cable manufacturer swapped the ground wire and the live/hot wire. That sounds like way too much pressure!

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I started pinning up hair up in a different way and I love h..

I started pinning up hair up in a different way and I love how it looks after I take it down after. Really gets those curls popping.

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Ass in the air, like I just don't care. (I do care though, h..

Ass in the air, like I just don't care. (I do care though, how are you doing? Have you had enough water today? Don't forget to stay hydrated.)

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New vlog! I bought a VR camera (Thank you Harald!) and whil..

New vlog! I bought a VR camera (Thank you Harald!) and while doing some research, I found my performer bio for Kink VR and it was so incredibly nice and full of praise that it almost made me cry! Also check out my rad new desk setup, it's so colorful. Now I'm off to pet a BUNCH of dogs. Like a bunch.

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Throwback to when I ate @aaliyahlove's pussy 😍😜

Throwback to when I ate @aaliyahlove's pussy 😍😜

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I took this screenshot from the video I sent out yesterday a..

I took this screenshot from the video I sent out yesterday and while it isn't really a pose, I kind of liked how it looked.

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I dragged my ass out of bed to get some work done and my int..

I dragged my ass out of bed to get some work done and my internet is down 😭 I should have just kept jerking off.

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Give me one good reason why I should get out of bed rather t..

Give me one good reason why I should get out of bed rather than lay around masturbating. One reason.

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Check out the trailer for the PPV I'm sending tonight called..

Check out the trailer for the PPV I'm sending tonight called Afterparty - Part 1 It's the last night of AVN. I walked the red carpet, my feet are sore from high heels. We went to the big party, the after party, and now we end our night at the after-afterparty where only the raddest people are invited. It just so happens that you and I are the raddest people. So let me slip into something more comfortable and show you my appreciation for being my date to Porn Prom.

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A triptych for you on Star Wars Day! Check out my lightsaber..

A triptych for you on Star Wars Day! Check out my lightsaber panties!

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Spending time with an old fan, it's always so rewarding.

Spending time with an old fan, it's always so rewarding.

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Gotta pick a video to edit, what are you more interested in?

Gotta pick a video to edit, what are you more interested in?

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Your girl is on the floor again, which by the way is 5/10 co..

Your girl is on the floor again, which by the way is 5/10 comfortable to have sex on.

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One nipple is shy and one is ready to make its debut!

One nipple is shy and one is ready to make its debut!

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I have a dilemma! There are two cool courses being offered a..

I have a dilemma! There are two cool courses being offered at the hackerspace and I don't know which to pick. Metal Lathe: Pros- cheaper; they also teach you your way around a few other metal work machines; once I learn to use it I might find that it applies to a lot of ideas that might be on the horizon for me Cons: less applicable to projects I'm likely to take on immediately; technically more expensive per hour ($33.33/hr of instruction) CNC Router: Pros- Now that I'm working at my parents' property I have access to SO MUCH WOOD that this could be useful to play with; I already have a small project I might want to try; once I learn it, I'll definitely find new projects to use the machine for; cheaper by the hour ($25/hr of instruction); I have some grasp of software similar to what I'll need to learn to use this machine Cons- more expensive; I'd have to learn at least two new software systems; greater time commitment; feels less hardcore than fucking with metal

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This is a throwback to when I did some body paint modeling f..

This is a throwback to when I did some body paint modeling for an artist/photographer named Roustan. I was actually featured in a book of his work that he released. I later walked the runway at a fashion show wearing nothing but body paint and high heels. It was cool as hell. Have I told you that story? I didn't realize it at at the time, but it was definitely part of my decision to do porn.

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He is so elusive when it comes to paparazzi, I had to sneak ..

He is so elusive when it comes to paparazzi, I had to sneak this photo. That skeleton is becoming very precious about his public persona.

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I was gonna post a vlog tonight but I spent too many hours w..

I was gonna post a vlog tonight but I spent too many hours with shrieking nieces today and it's just not in the cards. Send thots and prayers, please.

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