The tantalizing scent of melted cheese, tangy tomato sauce, and fragrant herbs filled your senses. But your excitement quickly turned to fear as you realized that the slice you were standing on was heading straight into the clutches of a colossal woman. Each of her steps sent tremors through the ground, and it seemed she was completely unaware of your tiny existence.
Your heart pounded in your chest as the colossal woman reached out, her enormous fingers closing in on the pizza slice. The crusty edge loomed ominously, threatening to send you hurtling into the mouth of this giantess. Panic surged through you, but you refused to surrender to such a fate. You had to come up with a plan.
2023-07-11 21:00:56 +0000 UTC
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Just a heads up but I will be updating my tip menu sometime soon and the prices will likely be changing. I may or may not add or remove items as well. Subscription price is staying the same tho!
2023-07-10 23:22:49 +0000 UTC
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Please..... I need... more..... Billionaires............
2023-07-10 23:20:24 +0000 UTC
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Mornin'
2023-07-09 17:01:11 +0000 UTC
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Every city is a walkable city when you're this big
2023-07-07 21:22:22 +0000 UTC
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Long post ahead, sorry about it. I know you don't come here to read Posts.
I've been a very sporadic poster on here for a long while, you may have noticed. I have ten billion reasons and excuses, but these are the main ones:
1. I have moved 4 times this year between 2 different states. Long story.
2. Roommate works from home(save for a day here and there) and I'm the kind of person that has trouble being creative/getting in the zone unless I am 100% alone. Also the walls are thin and I don't want them(or their zoom coworkers) to hear me talking about armpits and tiny little guys LOL.
3. Started taking classes.
4. Electronics broke.
5. Mental health, yall. It's been really bad this year.
Some of you have kept rebill on this whole time and for that I love you, you da real ones.
I'm not quitting! I just thought you deserved to know what's been going on. I'm excited to take what I'm learning in class and apply it here. I actually chose a lot of them with you guys in mind.
I know it's long, long, looong overdue but I will be responding to your messages soon! Love ya, thank you <3
2023-07-04 23:37:34 +0000 UTC
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I know this is a huge stretch, but its giving Death Grips Bottomless pit album cover.
2023-07-04 22:58:50 +0000 UTC
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THINK FAST
2023-06-15 03:22:22 +0000 UTC
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Your uber is arriving now. Your 'driver' will wait 2 min before leaving. Enjoy your ride!
2023-05-09 23:24:16 +0000 UTC
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*inhales you*
2023-05-06 06:21:28 +0000 UTC
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What if I told you........ I was back for real this time.......
2023-05-03 01:12:17 +0000 UTC
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Listen buddy, the pants UNZIP when I get home. If you don't like it then you can skedaddle.
2022-12-03 20:47:02 +0000 UTC
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Everybody say thank you Google for this animation it made of me, unprompted.
2022-11-11 22:30:17 +0000 UTC
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2022-11-01 20:10:53 +0000 UTC
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I was considering coming back and the universe said "let me give you some inspiration". So, I'm back 🤪
2022-10-25 03:58:15 +0000 UTC
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prepare your body
2022-10-25 03:21:10 +0000 UTC
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I was taking pictures to see how bad the hole in my pants was and it made me think of you. 🥺
2022-04-28 18:24:14 +0000 UTC
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Take a big sneef, boys
2022-03-22 15:29:52 +0000 UTC
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What's your favorite color and why is it blue?
2022-03-16 23:54:38 +0000 UTC
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WOOSNACKS.mp4
2022-03-15 21:55:11 +0000 UTC
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IDIOT WOMAN DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DRINK BEVERAGE
2022-03-03 23:14:58 +0000 UTC
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What color should I paint them next?
2022-02-28 20:12:29 +0000 UTC
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Do these jeans make my ass look flat to you?
2022-02-23 23:17:25 +0000 UTC
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I showed you my belly please respond
2022-02-23 00:58:56 +0000 UTC
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Imagine me putting you in a chokehold and also I'm sweating
2022-02-18 20:01:07 +0000 UTC
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... ... ... ... soundstripe... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...soundstripe... ... ... ...
2022-02-17 20:40:43 +0000 UTC
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They say that whoever catches the sock gets to rub my feet next
2022-02-16 19:45:01 +0000 UTC
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What would you do if I got bimbofied? 😶👉👈
2022-02-14 20:03:19 +0000 UTC
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It should be illegal to be this hot in February. (not pictured: copious amounts of under-boob sweat)
2022-02-13 20:47:15 +0000 UTC
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Oh... Was THIS what you wanted?
2022-02-12 20:32:46 +0000 UTC
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