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When you want abs but you also like pizza and ice cream…😬😭

When you want abs but you also like pizza and ice cream…😬😭

2022-09-08 21:01:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Imagine me pumping this load into you…😈

2022-09-06 20:01:45 +0000 UTC View Post

I always get so horny in the shower 🤷‍♂️

I always get so horny in the shower 🤷‍♂️

2022-09-05 23:35:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Gotta start the day off right! 😏💦

2022-09-04 16:01:11 +0000 UTC View Post

The zipper on my jeans broke but that almost just makes thin..

The zipper on my jeans broke but that almost just makes things easier…😏🍆

2022-09-01 18:13:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Some soft flexing and a jerk off to close out the weekend.

2022-08-29 03:09:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey everyone, after careful consideration I’ve decided to ma..

Hey everyone, after careful consideration I’ve decided to make the switch to a monthly subscription. I feel that in the long run it will be a better deal than each video being $5. Thank you all so much for being here and I hope you’ll continue to join me on this little adventure ☺️😘

2022-08-27 17:23:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Saturday! 🍆

Happy Saturday! 🍆

2022-08-27 16:22:52 +0000 UTC View Post

How it started vs. how it’s going. 🍆

How it started vs. how it’s going. 🍆

2022-08-23 21:22:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Check your messages to watch me bust a nut above your head 😈..

Check your messages to watch me bust a nut above your head 😈💦

2022-08-19 20:34:30 +0000 UTC View Post

I just can’t seem to get anything done around here…🤔🍆

2022-08-17 20:41:42 +0000 UTC View Post

I was trying to think of some kind of witty caption but afte..

I was trying to think of some kind of witty caption but after a string of very poor choices I’ve been up for almost 40 hours so my brain barely functions at this point 🤣

2022-08-17 01:37:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Hopefully my roommates don’t notice that my showers are taki..

Hopefully my roommates don’t notice that my showers are taking a LOT longer than they used to 😂 Hope everyone is having a good weekend!

2022-08-14 02:14:19 +0000 UTC View Post

This was a thick one and it felt so good! I took some photos..

This was a thick one and it felt so good! I took some photos along with the vid. Let me know if you wanna see them!

2022-08-12 00:53:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Good day at the gym. Feeling big 💪💪💪

Good day at the gym. Feeling big 💪💪💪

2022-08-10 23:31:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Monday! ☺️ Check your messages for a new cum vid with ..

Happy Monday! ☺️ Check your messages for a new cum vid with heavy eye contact. ❤️🍆💦

2022-08-08 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Just a little shower tease 🍆

Just a little shower tease 🍆

2022-08-02 19:58:41 +0000 UTC View Post

I made a mess.💦 If only I had someone to help me clean up 😈

I made a mess.💦 If only I had someone to help me clean up 😈

2022-07-31 21:03:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Was playing some games but got distracted…🤷‍♂️

Was playing some games but got distracted…🤷‍♂️

2022-07-29 17:42:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Shower stroke 😈

2022-07-27 19:31:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey everyone, we’re almost at 300 followers! 🎉🎉 thank you al..

Hey everyone, we’re almost at 300 followers! 🎉🎉 thank you all so much for being here. I’ve been told by quite a few of you that the name “averagedude” doesn’t quite fit me. I’ve been considering changing it but I’ve never been good at naming things. Feel free to throw some better name suggestions in the comments!

2022-07-23 00:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post

A little something to brighten up your Monday 😈💦

A little something to brighten up your Monday 😈💦

2022-07-18 18:52:21 +0000 UTC View Post

I hope everyone is having a good weekend. I know I am 😈

I hope everyone is having a good weekend. I know I am 😈

2022-07-09 22:40:33 +0000 UTC View Post

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