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** WARNING ** - do not scroll if you do not want to see dead..

** WARNING ** - do not scroll if you do not want to see dead fish n such…

Just sharing some more pics from this week… Getting out on the water is the pay off (especially when Mother Nature gifts us a full consecutive week of flat seas), but a lot of time & energy goes into prepping the boat, tackle, baitt, etc… and then, even more time goes into clean-up/maintenance and cleaning/packaging fish. Thought some of you would like to see a bit of that stuff… pics in order:

1 - snorkeling over a school of mahi (1000+ feet deep in this part of the Gulf Stream)
2 - 30 lb Cobia
3 - same Cobia
4 - B cleaning Cobia
5 - packaging fish
6 - fish fillets
7 - left over scraps from filleting fish (In another little step toward a more sustainable existence, I’ve started blending up all the leftover scraps/bloodlines from our fish fillets and using it for cat food
8 - homemade fancy feast
9 - two very satisfied kitties
10- well, you made it this far…

Tomorrow, we are doing 100 hour service on the boat. B picked up a nifty little oil suction thing that was on sale. It’s supposed to help drain the oil outta the boat motors quicker (and without making a mess), so we are excited to try that out…. and then, hoooooopefully, we find some time to get tangled up after being on the go go go all week. I’ll keep ya posted on that…

Hope you all are having a good run of the week… almost Friday 💪

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Hey crew. Killer charter today. 5 mahi, 3 wahoo, and an abso..

Hey crew. Killer charter today. 5 mahi, 3 wahoo, and an absolute STUD of a cobia…. Just finished cleaning fish and waiting for pizza to get here so we can veg out and pass out and do it all over again tomorrow!! Aaaanyway, I’m sitting here looking thru fish pics from the day and looking at our pups curled up on the couch next to us, and it’s hitting me hard at the moment… This was all made possible thru the love yall have shown us from day one. Days like today are what we live for, and we are just so f***ing grateful that yall stick around and support our dream. So, thank you. Thank you. Thank YOU…. Ahhhh pizza is here love yall sorry for the mushy mush see ya soon

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(8:45) afternoon D light

(8:45) afternoon D light

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Gmoooorning. Hope yall had a great weekend. Sorry to leave y..

Gmoooorning. Hope yall had a great weekend. Sorry to leave ya hanging- weekend got busy. Working on latest video right meow- will post here shortly.

Charters back to back to back this week! Mahi are biting 💪

*pics I snapped of B after waxing the boat this weekend… that’s not water. its all sweat. It be HOT*

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Vegging out

Vegging out

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Stopped by my buddy’s to drop a trailer… I ended up in the p..

Stopped by my buddy’s to drop a trailer… I ended up in the pool for a bit… that’s kinda how it goes whenever I drop by there… It’s nice having a straight bud that doesn’t give two shits about nudity/gay stuff. He talks about his wife. I talk about B (all good things of course). We shoot the shit about politics n yard projects. We pisss together outside n swim naked n there’s not a hint of sexual tension or awkwardness. I had buddies like that growing up, but at some point, it became “too gay” or “weird” to just *be* around the buddies in that way… anyway… just thinking out loud…. I’m not saying we should all hang out buck naked all the time… I get it’s not everyone’s thing... But it’s really nice to have a solid platonic bud or two that you can just let it hang out with and not worry about judgement or sex or this or that.

Aaaaaaanyway buddy has good lighting in his bathroom so hiii. Happy hump day…. ballz to the walz baby 💪

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And we tested the new lighting in the garage… I think it’ll ..

And we tested the new lighting in the garage… I think it’ll do just fine. Full vid on deck ✌️

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Rise n shine. Hope yall had a nice weekend. We tuned out of ..

Rise n shine. Hope yall had a nice weekend. We tuned out of internet/politics/adulting/etc for the last few days and spent a lot of time catching up on busy work and just hanging out with the dogs. Was really nice… boat is finally back in the water this week, so we’ve got a heavy slate of charters lined up over the next few weeks (weather permitting 🤞)

There’s currently a hurricane rolling ashore on the other side of the state. Luckily, it did not have too much time to strengthen, but it’s still bringing some nasty weather and flooding for lots of folks up that way…. Lots of on and off rain flow for us, but nothing crazy.

In other news, we are 95% done with our little garage project. Painting and trim all done. Flooring done. Just have one more thing to finish and it’ll be ready for show time 😏

Almost 7am I’m gonna get out the door and hit the ground running this week. Hope you all get a good start too 💪

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Gmorning crew. I went for an early morning skinny dip. My fa..

Gmorning crew. I went for an early morning skinny dip. My favorite way to start the day… Got back to my car and found myself wound up for no good reason, so I blew off some quick steam before any wild thoughts got ahold of me ;)

Just finished up a good pump with B… Boat is in the shop (getting some heavy wiring work done), so we’re just gonna keep working on the garage today… Can’t wait to show yall what we’ve been setting up in there.

The day is still youngg! Have a great weekend 💪❤️🤙

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Last summer, I took off to Spain/Portugal with a girlfriend ..

Last summer, I took off to Spain/Portugal with a girlfriend of mine. It was my first (and only) Euro trip. My first trip outside the US (except for the Bahamas). Some of yall may remember some of those pics… or that rooftop in Lisbon… Aaaanyway, my absolute favorite part of the whole trip was renting a Ducati and riding down the coast of Portugal… Ever since, I’ve had the itch to go buy myself a Ducati… and lately, it’s been bad… Like really, really bad. And to make matters worse, B is actually encouraging me to “just go get one already” … I even called my dad bc he’s pretty good at talking sense into me…. But I guess he gave up on that because even he was like “just go test drive a new one”…. What I’m trying to say is, I kinda need someone to use their words and tell me that I do NOT need a Ducati right now. I do NOT need a Ducati. I do NOT need to buy a multistrada 1260 S . I do not need 4 bikes in one, with the acceleration and cornering of a sport bike and the comfort of a touring bike. I do not need a bike that can cruise at 160 mph (even loaded down with fuel and gear), while still being able to go off road 🤤 …I definitely don’t need an 8 gallon fuel tank that would let me ride for hours without stopping… Nooooope don’t need it. I mean I cooooould trade my Harley in so at least that’ll save on $$$ and I wont be like hoarding multiple bikes… but also the world is on fire and I’m sitting here worried about buying another bike. What an asshole. Someone just tell me I’m an asshole for buying this thing before I actually buy it please.

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Just helping each other relax… 7 days worth 💦

Just helping each other relax… 7 days worth 💦

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(scroll ➡️) (Took these today… and just knocked a 7 day loa..

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(Took these today… and just knocked a 7 day load outta B. Just what we needed to cap off a solid week. I’ll post the vid tomorrow. Gnight. Let’s hit the ground running tomorrow. Kamala2024 🥥 )

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For those of you who are new here- that’s the hammer ^ idk..

For those of you who are new here- that’s the hammer ^

idk how it started but ya, somehow B’s dick got a name and it stuck… maybe one of these days I’ll get “TOOL BOX” tramp stamped on my ass.

*The boys over @theonlyhighnoon took this pic*

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sorta craving the hammer today 🤔

sorta craving the hammer today 🤔

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(12:40) so my glory hole fantasy didn’t pan out, but it all ..

(12:40) so my glory hole fantasy didn’t pan out, but it all worked out in the end.

*Happy Hump day yall... Are you registered to vote yet?* 🇺🇸

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Thanks to everyone who hopped on the LIVE Happy Hour on Frid..

Thanks to everyone who hopped on the LIVE Happy Hour on Friday… and thanks to everyone who hopped on our impromptu LIVE show today… oral fixation was kiiiiiickin… here’s a screen grab from the vid…

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Hope yall had a safe 4th of July… We got Nella belly jelly b..

Hope yall had a safe 4th of July… We got Nella belly jelly butt out on the water for the first time since she has healed up… and wouldn’t u know it- she’s a boat dog thru n thru!! She swims like a fish and was the fastest dog on the sandbar?! Like what?! She’s awesome. We had a great time with fam…

Salty Boys Happy Hour this evening @ 5:00 PM Eastern. We’ll answer some questions and give some hats away and shoot the shit for a little bit…

Working on some new vids in the meantime… PS- our insta was banned because I posted a butt pic to my story lol. So if ur looking for us on there- you’re shit outta luck for now… I’ll keep working on it I guess 🤷‍♂️

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Rise n Shine. Turns out Utah is STUNNING. Who knew?! Made i..

Rise n Shine. Turns out Utah is STUNNING. Who knew?!

Made it back to our neck of the woods. Catching up on work n charter schedule n hat orders n dog cuddles etc etc… more on deck in next couple days. And let’s do a live show n shoot the shit? It’s been a minute. Friday?

Ps- yall watching this storm in the Caribbean? Cat 5 already. Holy moly. Record breaker on all fronts. Fastest spin up. Earliest spin up. Lowest latitude spin up…. If this is an indication of the what the rest of the season is gonna be like- we’re a bit worried… I told yall how hot the water was already in the Bahamas in May…. Now they’re saying the water has already warmed up to temps that we typically wouldn’t hit until September!! Insane.

I had been thinking…Im sure some of yall have heard of the Cajun Nation? It’s sorta just a bunch of regular folks that ride out after a storm and help with water rescues… anyway, I had been thinking about finding a little 10-12 ft flat bttm aluminum boat on a trailer so we’re ready to deploy and help out too… After seeing this storm blow up this early in the season, I think the time for thinking is over. Gonna pull the trigger asap so we’re ready to roll.

Need more coffee. Have a good day 💪

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(Quickie) Mother Nature showing off for us again today… Just..

(Quickie) Mother Nature showing off for us again today… Just blew off some steam in the campground shower… Gonna head into town n find somewhere to grub and watch this “debate” … Have a good evening folks ✌️

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(16:56) Maine / eclipse

(16:56) Maine / eclipse

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(40:00) Solo trip to Maine 🌲

(40:00) Solo trip to Maine 🌲

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Happy Friday crew. Quick rundown: Lots of projects going on ..

Happy Friday crew. Quick rundown: Lots of projects going on around here (a couple that should personally benefit some of you)… Nelly jelly belly butt has dropped the Mother Teresa act and is on a full puppy reign-of-terror, so I’ve been spending a lot of time with her, and changing her bandages and trying to train her and clean and all that. She’s probably got another 7-10 days before her wound is completely healed and then we can get her out on the water…

We got to see Alanis Morissette last night. She looked and sounded incredible. She hit pretty much all of Jagged Little Pill and mixed it in with her newer songs. Never missed a note. Joan Jet opened so that was cool too. Great crowd. Good vibes all around… Shout out to my pen pal for sending those tickets my way ;)

I’m gonna try my absolute best to wrap up the full Maine video and some more Bahamas video today. Appreciate the patience on that… ( to quote Alanis- that’s not lip service. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- I really do appreciate that yall let me fall off the radar for a week without hounding me about it… I like to think I always pull through for ya in the end ;)

What else… what else… got to hang with my pops for Father’s Day so that was nice… I broke my finger pretty good yesterday. I was in a tree… then I wasn’t… so that’s annoying… we’ve got a pretty important debate on tv next week… trying to just stay positive on that *stuff* … I’m gonna see some mountains I’ve never seen before for a buddy’s bday and my partner is coming with- so I’m excited about that… MW concert on deck too. Ok… that’s all I’ve got for now. Ik some of yall like that People magazine treatment…. And some of yall couldn’t care less and just wanna see me chokke on the hammer soooo on that note, lemme get back to editing this video ✌️ thanks for being here.

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(7:19) Island Time: Part 2 *…maybe save this one for when y..

(7:19) Island Time: Part 2

*…maybe save this one for when you’re off the clock*

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(10:17 - Island Time: Part 1) Happy Friday… This is a good a..

(10:17 - Island Time: Part 1) Happy Friday… This is a good asmr sorta video if you just need a 10 minute breather before finishing out the work day (beam it to the big screen if you’re working from home).

*(Island Time: Part 2 - back in the pines)* on deck…

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Hey crew. Been a busy week between catching up on work and m..

Hey crew. Been a busy week between catching up on work and making sure this lil girl is healing up (her and Kylie are already two peas in a pod… Charlie digs her too)

I’ve got whipped cream special request vid done… I’ll blast that out for the cost of what the dude paid if he’s cool with sharing…

I’m about done Bahamas Summer 2024 video - Part 1… it’s the good stuff… keep ur eye out for that later today (tomorrow 😉)

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Say hello to the newest member of the crew- Nelly jelly bell..

Say hello to the newest member of the crew- Nelly jelly belly butt (still working on the name)… She’ll be a boat dog in no time!

*We had charters scheduled this weekend- but seas kicked up, so they’re pushed back. That’ll give me time this weekend to crank out more Bahamas video… still have that Maine video to wrap up also… Hat orders are all caught up. Summer tanks on deck. Captain B working on a project... 🔨 on deck. Other new vid on deck… Back on the grind!!*

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(9:28) grrrr still my kryptonite

(9:28) grrrr still my kryptonite

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And then we got THIS afternoon ^ (screenshots from a cu$tom ..

And then we got THIS afternoon ^ (screenshots from a cu$tom requested vid)

Florida panthers on a roll 🏒
FSU in the Semis ⚾️
Lots of yellowfin & mahi in the freezer 🎣
Tan lines outta control rn ☀️
Reunited the pups and cats this wknd (can’t wait)🐶🐱

Water is heating up. and fast. 82+ degree surface temps 20 miles offshore today. In May… *crazy* - NOAA calling for hyperactive season. Hope they’re wrong.

*alright. Hope yall have a fun and safe holiday weekend… keep your eye out for new vid first thing tomorrow AM*

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But first I gotta share the vid from this afternoon ^

But first I gotta share the vid from this afternoon ^

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Working on vid from that afternoon ^

Working on vid from that afternoon ^

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