i just sent out a DM with a mini version of the set i posted the other day in case yall r interested in a more budget friendly snack!! now i will proceed to spam yall with free ass and titties for a week as a thank u for being so good to me and letting me spam u with sets so i can pay my taxes LOL
also i just got a new phone and the camera quality is IMMACULATE so prepare ur peens and/or coochies for ULTRA HD 4K BOOTY
now i crawl into a hole and binge game of thrones bc @inisitu so kindly alerted me to khal drogo’s existence yesterday and i need to see more... for research purposes
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND FRIENDS i am blowing u all kisses.
this has “middle aged guy who just goes to conventions for fun takes pics with hot cosplayer to post on facebook” energy
peachie and i helped our friend @inisitu shoot some sexy stuff for their free onlyfans today!! go drop them a follow, it’s FREE and u wont regret it :))) yall know i always got u with the free page recommendations
theres more lood white diamond pics up on their FREE page rn so go check it out for FREE..... did i mention it’s FREE (free) (not clickbait)
onlyfans.com/inisitu
idk if yall keep up with my other sfw content but i recently started streaming on twitch again!! i’m getting p close to 3k followers on there which is exciting 🎉 i stream monday, wednesday, and friday @ 8pm central time and sometimes other days if i feel inspired!!
twitch.tv/thredcounts :)
p.s. hope u enjoy hearing @peachieteas talk about fire emblem in the background of the video LOL
-💕🌸 my all time favorite set 🌸💕-
UHHHH i have never felt this pretty and sexy at the same time. i really hope yall love these as much as i do because WHEW!!!!!!!!!
so this set is pretty pricey and i’ll explain why in a sec- if this is above your price point, i’ll be sending out a more affordable mini version (5-6 pics) in a day or two with some of my favorites!
*big ass breath because this is gonna be long af*
theres a LOT happening here and i’m pushing some big boundaries,, i’m v excited and nervous at the same time!!
-one pic has.... i wanna call it butthole cleavage? LMAO u get what i’m saying. it’s hot. i will not be doing that again any time soon so eat up while u can
-VERY much pushing it with my “no full topless” rule,, you’ll see what i mean 👀
-usually when i get up close and personal ✨down yonder there✨ i edit a little and do some smoothing/blurring but i didn’t do that with these!! definitely makes them feel more intimate, plus u get to see my secret coochie freckle :)
-HELLA facesitting and oral POV with my lingerie just baaaarely covering my 😽, she’s a lil pink bc i was having some ~me time~ before shooting LOL
-bent over booty and spread legs for the “sit on my face and break my neck” vibes
-taking my top off + handbra!! im barely covering ANYTHING in some of these, absolutely delicious tiddy content for all u tiddy people
-idk if any of yall care but i changed my bellybutton ring to match and i think it’s cute 🥺
this is my absolute favorite set to date,, pls enjoy as much as i enjoyed shooting it hehe
(as always, no fully nudity but boy am i pushing it)
💉PLEASE READ💉
Hiiii onlyfriends! It’s ya boy! 🧵
I’m a cosplayer, full time student, gaming streamer, aquatics/exotics keeper, 12 foot Home Depot skeleton owner, and booty enthusiast! Yall supporting my onlyfriends content helps me keep pursuing my passions :]
I live with my funky roommate and best friend @peachieteas who you’ll see in a lot of the photos below. Her page is free to follow and she’s built like a vintage pinup model so yall know what to do 👀 go obliterate that follow button!
I’m gonna lay down some guidelines and answer FAQ so everybody can have a better time on here! This is gonna be kinda wordy but I’d appreciate it if you read it through.
💬 Chatting rules/etiquette:
✅ PLEASE send me memes
✅ PLEASE send me pics of your pets (however if you are a bad fish keeper I will smell it from a mile away and start barking)
✅ Let me know if you have suggestions for future content (“go nude” and “do porn” are not suggestions)
✅ Compliments are always appreciated, just don’t get narsty! Yes, compliments on my “assets” are fine!
❌ DO NOT send me explicit photos of yourself, even in response to a message from me. You signed up to see my content, I didn’t sign up for yours.
❌ Don’t send me overly explicit messages/questions (if it starts with “I want to…” or “I wish I could…” you probably shouldn’t send it).
❌ Don’t ask overly personal questions- my private life, my sex life, etc.
❌ Don’t ask for my phone number or for me to message you on other platforms.
🐶 Honorifics, nicknames, and pet names:
✅(all ironic/nonsexual) Mr./Ms. Mastiff, king, sir, bro, bruh, dude, my guy, my gamer, dad/mom
🆗God/dess, master/mistress, madam, queen
❌Using possessives like “my” and “mine” unless it’s for goofs, baby/babe/babygirl, puppy/kitten, bitch/whore, anything you would call a submissive
⁉️ FAQ:
-Do you do customs? No, but my roommate @peachieteas does if you’re interested! She’s super cute :)
-Do you do dick rates/SPH? No, but my roommate @peachieteas does again! She’s still super cute :)
-Do you have extra content for sale? No, everything is either posted to my feed or sent out in DMs. I don’t re-send past DMs.
-Do you do nudes? No
-Even if I pay? Bro no
-Please pease pleas plese I will give you 100 dollars? No dude
If you have any other questions, feel free to comment or message me! Every once in a while my messages will require tips- I do that when I’m getting back to a lot of people so I don’t build up a backlog, but it’s usually only for a day or two at a time! 🌟
Thank you for reading this whole thing, like and comment your favorite animal if you made it this far and I might send you something special 😳💕
POV i'm ur big titty goth gf climbing on top of u because i want attention >:( this is actually a blooper/self timer oopsie but now that i added a story it has some ~flavor~
i'm posting the whole set later today and i repeat yall are NOT READY....................
holy shit yall,, the set i just shot is HRHNGNGRNHGHRGRHNNGNRNHHRHHRHR it's definitely my favorite so far,, probably because it's like 60% POV facesitting which is my favorite activity
i'll be posting it tomorrow, prepare urself
hiii omg i look so short
sorry i haven’t been able to post for a couple days, onlyfans servers fully shat themselves for like 3 straight days akdhaka
i have a couple updates!!
-i just bought a new phone so my camera quality is FINALLY gonna get better and also i won’t have my hilariously busted 8+ anymore
-my semester started today!! gonna be hard 2 balance work n cosplay n lifting on top of 18 credit hours but we ball regardless
-i’ll be posting a new set either tomorrow or thursday!!
hiiiii im using titties to get ur attention ‼️‼️
i have an NSFW twitter that i’m going to start using more!! posting free lewds, h*rny thoughts, and RT’ing other onlyfans creators for yall to check out! pls give it a follow if u wanna see some ass and also an overwhelming amount of h*rny tweeting LOL
@/thredafterdark http://twitter.com/thredafterdark
progress on my first fully-hand-crafted lewd cosplay! it’s rainbow dash in the cum jar 🌈 (i do NOT recommend googling that if you don’t already know what it is)
p.s. thank u for all the nice feedback and support on my shower noods so far 🥺
AYO IM NAKEY????
first time posting implied nudes very excited but kinda nervous 😳👉🏼👈🏼 i know this is pricey but this is my first time being deadass nakey and it’s a huge deal to me, I’m super nervous and highkey insecure so I’m okay with a smaller audience seeing this if it means I feel more comfortable!
a few spicy pics of me in the shower pointing my wet cheeks at the camera,, i honestly am so surprised at myself LOL i never thought i would be confident enough 2 post these
there is also some INSANE side tiddy action and it’s all low angle so very “imma sit on ur face and break ur neck” vibes hehe
if yall like these I’ll definitely do more in the future!! but rn this is enough boundary pushing for me im gonna go curl up under a blanket and scream now xoxo
(p.s. to be very clear, im nakey but there’s no like.. holes LMAO i just wanna be extra clear so u know what ur getting!)
i dont mean to alarm u.... but we are the two pretty best friends
(go follow my roommate @peachieteas her account is free to follow and she is very cute and epic)
a lil snack for today! i found a really cute selfie from one of my favorite sets that i never posted,, so here’s me covering my tiddies w one hand in some funky leather gear :) it’s much harder than you’d think LOL there’s a lot to contain and my hands r rly small 🥺 also there’s a snapchat filter on this pic so it has major ~gf vibes~ hehe
i usually keep stuff like this in my more expensive sets so if ur on a budget and wanna treat urself this is for u :)
i just order a BIG haul of lingerie and im v excited to shoot in it :)))) also i forgot to talk abt this but i did hit 30k by my birthday so i WILL be getting my tiddies pierced i just need to make an appointment and stop being a pussy ,, i have like 20 sets of tiddy jewelry in my amazon cart rn im so hype
hiiii good evening can I get some feedback on this idea??
there are a handful of people who buy ALL my content every month which is like ,, wow,,,, thank u so much 🥺 i had the idea to offer a discounted content bundle at the end of every month for people who know they want everything- so, lets say I post 5 sets in January and they’re all $10. that adds up to $50, so at the end of the month i send out a bundle of everything i posted in january for $40ish. This would just be an extra option for people who know they want everything and are willing to wait a bit to get a discount. Are any of yall interested in something like that? Are there any obvious problems with this idea?? Pls help I need opinions
I’m gonna do a free (like completely free) set soon as a token of my appreciation :) what would yall wanna see
don’t say nudes i will literally just mute you
no makeup just pickle rick socks and vibes :)
p.s. i will be getting back to messages tomorrow i am going thru it hardcore and havent had the time to respond LAKSDFLA sorry
so uhhhh i was out of town for a few days and somebody housesitting for me made a Very Big Unspecified Oopsie that currently has me out nearly $1000 that i do not have
i will probably shoot a set tomorrow to try to raise that money but for now if any of yall are feeling generous, tips would really really help me out right now
thought this pic was goofy but anyway I’m getting a new phone soon!! I’ll probably hold of shooting any big sets until it comes in because the camera quality is gonna be so much better
also tag urself I’m pursuit fishing :)
very grateful for all the love on my chrimmas shoot 🥺 if u wanna snag it as a gift to me AND urself, check DMs hehe
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p.s. the holidays r lonely in quarantine so I’ll be responding to all messages tonight!
check ur inbox, u should have a DM from me!! a funky gift for u to open :)
p.s. I also messaged the 3 people who are getting this set for free- I chose winners randomly, make sure to check to see if it’s you!💝
merry chrimmas friends!! i’m sending this set to your DMs but it’s gonna take a bit so keep an eye out in the next hour or so :) there are more free previews in ur DMs so even if ur not looking to spend money go check them out!
it’s pretty expensive (I’ll explain why in the message) so here’s a tipping menu for people who don’t wanna spend too much:
-$5 tip on this post for 2 of my favorite photos
-$12 tip on this post for 5 of my favorite photos
