going to the grocery store, yall need anything?

going to the grocery store, yall need anything?
2021-03-16 21:29:00 +0000 UTC View Postgoing to the grocery store, yall need anything?
2021-03-16 21:29:00 +0000 UTC View Postsorry for the recent inactivity!! I had an exam today and have another tomorrow, but Wednesday I’m gonna spend all day shooting lood stuff for yall >:)
2021-03-16 04:55:15 +0000 UTC View Postusername change!! thredcount ➔ m4stiff m4stiff hits my serotonin receptors just right also it’s said like the dog breed but silently revered like the gun also twitch stream tonight at 7pm CST talking abt the name change + what I’ve been up to + what’s going on in my life THEN playing some minecraft :) i made a new twitch account so give it a follow! twitch.tv/mastiffwitha4
2021-03-14 19:07:52 +0000 UTC View Posthey guys its me the hoe formerly known as thredcount formerly known as beebinch i am changing my name for the LAST MOTHERFUCKING TIME I PROMISE!!! I JUST REALLY NEEDED TO FIND SOMETHING THAT FITS ME ASLDFKJGALKSDF ITS ME IM M4STIFF (THE SHOTGUN NOT THE DOG)
2021-03-14 07:51:44 +0000 UTC View Postbe honest, did u notice the sneaky finger heart or were u too distracted by my ass
2021-03-14 02:17:18 +0000 UTC View Postfuck it lets crowd fund me a butt plug fox tail (donors get lewds when i wake up xoxo) if yall go over i’ll just buy more tails n ears LMAO edit: HOLY SHIT YALL???? the original target was $150 for a nice tail and matching ears but imma triple it because i want like 20 different sets and yall are INSANE!!!!! yall r getting some JUICY booty pics when i wake up tomorrow 😳
2021-03-13 08:26:47 +0000 UTC View PostTL asleep??? every night i get on etsy and look at expensive furry tail butt plugs for 3 hours and then never buy any because im cheap
2021-03-13 06:25:39 +0000 UTC View Postshooting a new set (maybe in cosplay???) tomorrow! what do yall wanna see 👀 if I use your idea you’ll get the whole set for free
2021-03-12 23:12:36 +0000 UTC View PostLMFAO nvm yall i just read up on snapchat terms of service and i definitely should not be advertising a specifically nsfw snapchat, so that’s a no-go add me anyway though! I’ll post cute selfies and other shit on my story :) @/thredcount 👻
2021-03-12 04:08:05 +0000 UTC View Posthighly considering making an nsfw snapchat just because i like the filters LMAO
2021-03-12 01:17:01 +0000 UTC View Postthis lingerie makes me feel like a vampire princess >:[
2021-03-11 18:19:38 +0000 UTC View Posti love seeing ppl buy my content in the middle of the night like 👀 celebrating horny hours are we???
2021-03-09 08:30:34 +0000 UTC View Posthappy international women’s day 🌎🌍🌏 if ive ever made ur dick hard you are legally required to tip me >:)
2021-03-08 22:33:18 +0000 UTC View Postsorry abt all the fur on my shirt it’s just that SOMEBODY won’t stop LITERALLY SITTING ON MY CHEST 🤨⁉️
2021-03-07 20:11:42 +0000 UTC View Postok im sensing that my boundaries regarding sexual messages aren’t clear enough so here’s as good of an explanation as i can come up with ✅- compliments are great!! yes you can say i’m thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, i have awesome tiddies, all that. i appreciate compliments! ❌- do not say anything to me that references sexual activity, especially if it’s referring to *me* having sex with *you*. for example “I wish I could fuck you” “sit on my face” “you would look good sucking my dick” I DONT WANNA HEAR IT BRUH!!! THINKING those things is your god given right and obviously me posting my big juicy booty cheeks encourages it, but please don’t vocalize them to me. i dont sext fans and dont want to read and respond to graphic descriptions of sex acts. i hope this makes sense- *imagine* all you want but i don’t respond to sexting, not even for money. this rule^^ is especially important to understand if you choose not to spend any money on my paid stuff. again, I’m happy to have yall here for free, but i do block people who repeatedly break my messaging rules if they have the nerve to do it while also not buying content/tipping rant over i just needed to make the messaging rules super clear
2021-03-06 21:07:45 +0000 UTC View Posti’m about to go drive out to @kanstelewd’s place for an at-home girls weekend!! here’s some ass 4 the road 🚘
2021-03-05 15:33:56 +0000 UTC View Postjust so yall know i probably won’t be posting much for the next week!! i’m super busy with school and dealing with a lot of stuff rn but i’ll be back to my regular thottery soon :]
2021-03-04 04:25:39 +0000 UTC View Post🐠🦐 fish fund post!! 🦐🐠 - if you didn’t see my last post- I’m having a shit tier week and decided it’s time to refill and restock my empty fish tank to get some of that sweet serotonin. all the money from this post is gonna go towards doing that! i didnt feel like trying to describe these pics so i just did a censored preview for both LOL basically, the first one is me bent over with damn near my entire pu$$y hanging out and lash marks all over my ass,, a real treat for the sadists/masochists on here 😈 and the second is a treat for the tiddy people bc I didn’t realize when I was taking the pic that my whole areolas were peeking out LMAO so basically u get all the brim but no hat, you even get to see my secret nipnop freckle 😳 pls consider buying bc i wanna get some really cool kinda expensive plants and wood for my tank 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 if u do buy, pls drop a like to let me know you enjoyed :) (the first pic looks like one I sent out in DMs a long time ago- it’s similar but not the same, the biggest difference is my entire coochie chillin in the breeze this time HAHA)
2021-03-03 00:12:07 +0000 UTC View Postto be honest with yall, im having a terrible, awful, booty ass week and it’s only tuesday. one of the worst weeks i’ve had in a really long time. I’ve decided to treat myself to re-working and re-stocking my empty 110gal fish tank (that’s what happened a while ago when there was a house sitting mistake btw- all the fish in my 110gal died and the equipment was ruined). the tank has been sitting empty for a long time because i was mourning my piranha (his name was conk creat) and other fish but I think it’s time to breathe new life into it. if i do another one of those super lewd budget friendly posts later will yall help me fund this project?? good aquatics husbandry is expensive and i want my fish babies to live well 🥺 ALSO pls reply with some feel-good youtube channels to watch, i anticipate spending the rest of this week in bed consuming media
2021-03-02 22:45:52 +0000 UTC View Postu guys r so nice to me this is so epic (i am going to post so much ass)
2021-03-02 07:41:31 +0000 UTC View Postidk if i posted this yet but im so sexy omg hi guys
2021-03-02 07:14:59 +0000 UTC View Posti just had my best month ever on onlyfans!!! what should i do to celebrate? (i will mute/block if you say nudes or porn lmao) this lingerie set and makeup was so cute but the lighting came out so ass 🥲 i’ll probably re-shoot it with better lighting some time soon also disclaimer my bachina is not out it’s just skin colored lingerie HAHAHA
2021-02-28 20:56:40 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/115530538/thredcount YALL ARE INSANEEEE this is my most purchased set ever now!! I’ll definitely do more mini sets in the future bc yall r eating this shit up 😳 if u havent checked it out, please do!! even the free preview is 🥴
2021-02-28 19:28:28 +0000 UTC View Postoh my god I accidentally just posted my set for free for like 30 seconds so if u saw that 1) no u didn’t and 2) ur welcome
2021-02-27 23:32:26 +0000 UTC View Postthis is the lowest price onlyfans will let me put on a post!! here is a very much coochie focused mini set with the uncensored preview pic, a face sitting pov, and a pic of my ass bent over and my latex thong is outlining my coochie lips in an EXTREMELY flavorful way 😳 do urself a favor and get this set bc i’m never going this lewd for $3 again HAHA ordinarily I’d have priced this higher but the lighting didn’t work out as well as i wanted as u can tell from my one demonic eye,, but i promise that’s not what ur gonna be focusing on 👀 pls LIKE the post if u buy this set and enjoy it/think it’s worth it!! it helps me know if i’m putting out the kind of content yall want :]
2021-02-27 23:28:43 +0000 UTC View Postwhich gif is ur favorite?? i know what mine is LMAO next lady dimitrescu post at 800 likes xoxo (I think it’ll be the last one for now)
2021-02-27 07:07:12 +0000 UTC View Postbootycheeks unlocked >:) I’ll post some (free) gifs when this hits 800 likes!!
2021-02-27 02:44:03 +0000 UTC View Posti dont wanna spam the timeline too much so im gonna spread out my lady dimitrescu posts throughout the weekend!! I’ll post vampire booty when this hits 600 likes >:)
2021-02-26 21:42:24 +0000 UTC View Postso, who wants to be my little pogchamp?
2021-02-26 20:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post