Who wants to teach us how to drive stick?? 🚗
Episode 32 | Traffic School
It's not our favorite porn, but we had fun and we think you'll find a way to 💦
Guess cars + women never really mix well, do they?
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EPISODE 31 | DON’T P AND TELL
[Because this content doesn’t vibe with OF terms, you can follow the link to check out the video!]
We like to start the weekend by getting a little wild. If you’re civilized, this might not be for you. But if a full bladder gets your dick hard, you’re in the right place!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/zqawc4x14z44rs2/PISSY%20BONUS.mp4?dl=0
If this isn’t your thing, what’s your favorite fetish??? Share below so we can watch something that will make you 💦
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Episode 30 | Footjob
We love you guys from our heads to our toes 🦶🏼 you haven't seen ours (yet!) but here's some cum-covered feet to hold you over!
And some announcements for what's coming next from us (hint; it's OUR feet!)
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Episode 29 | Zoom Class
It started with business class, but it ended with sex ed 😏
What do Covid, college, and the perfect creampie have in common?
Zoom Classes
This clip is making us wish for a new strain 🦠
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OG: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph625ad0e4c915f#1
Episode 28 | Lady and the Tram
Takeaways;
These 2 get a lot done in 9 minutes
We hate the metric system
The mile high club has nothing on this 🚡
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Episode 27 | Doing the Splits
Guys, we know you're good, but this is one girl's back that you can't break 😏
We know, you'll take a BJ any way you can get it, but if you ever get the offer, go for the upside downsies.
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Episode 25 | Grannies, Fannies, and a Mushroom Dick
Have you called your grandma today? If not, you should; because she might be making porn 👵🏼
If you’re not into fuzzy pussies from the mid-20th century, this might not be your thing… Just ask Allyson 🤣
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Hiiiiiii! We're sorry, we know we've been a little quiet! Olivia was sick... but don't worry, it only made her hotter 😏
But we're back with a BANG! And we're feeling a little stuck...
Episode 24 | Feelin Stuck
What do Stepdads, cargo shorts, and looking for money have in common? This clip! And we are here for it! Watch with us! It's the clip that made Olivia fall in love with porn!
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Episode 23 | Faceless and Fingering
Ever fingered a girl in a tree house? Spoiler; we’re into it.
It’s Sunday — spend some time in nature, listening to the birds, the bees, and the bitches that are about to cum 💦
Do you agree with Allyson? Are there really specific fingers that get the job done??
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*OG: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph62a4d16c16ff1
Cosmo says that Wednesdays are the worst day of the week. The good news; they offer some advice to make it a great day. Their first tip; have a quickie with yourself 🤤 Here’s a little something to get you going
Episode 22 | Put a Ring on it; Pawn Style
TRASHY…Go ahead and name a hotter breed of women, we’ll wait. From waiting in disability lines to defrauding the local Walmart, there’s nothing trashy women are better at than saving a buck. But, she does make sure this guy gets paid 🤭😏🤫
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*OG: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph62a35fce73d2c
Episode 21 | Drive Thru
Ever wonder what the car in front of you is doing in the drive-thru? We’ll give you something to think LONG and HARD about 🤤 Anyone want a little cream with their coffee?
Want us to try this bluetooth controlled vibrator and share?? 👧🏼👇🏼👧🏼
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*Clip: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph62fea4c66fa4a
Episode 20 | Fuckin' Couples
Matrimony. Monogamy. Squished Balls.
Any of this getting you hard? GOOD!
Who says married life has to suck? Theres some sucking going on, but... in a good way 😉
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*Clip: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61d9bab2a3a6e
Monday morning and it's time to make your dreams happen! That's what this chick was doing when she found herself on a casting couch! What do you think happens next?? 🤔
Episode 19 | Now Casting
Honestly, the best "fuck me" face we've seen yet!
Enjoy!
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*Clip: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph62bc860d99f7d
Okay, we had too much fun during the holidays and we've been bad girls! We haven't been watching enough porn 👧🏼👧🏼
But don't worry, we're back and we're starting with some good old fashioned dick sucking to kick off the new year!
Episode 18 | Blow Job Queen
If you like 'em sloppy, this one's for you! Grab your ponchos, boys... we're getting wet and slippery over here.
Clip:
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Is there anything better than a slumber party? A slumber party with horny 18 year old girls!
Episode 17 | Sexy Sleepover
Ever wonder where hot lesbians are made? Cum see how the magic is made 😏
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Clip: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph6167748958ce9
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE BABES! 💋
Episode 16 | The Naughty Elf
Wishing for a white Christmas this year? You're in luck, there's a high chance of snow ❄️
Original Clip: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph630619d290be6
Ho, Ho, Ho! We know, there’s only 2 ho’s here, but… you get it. Just 4 sleeps until Santa comes, but we’re in the holiday spirit early, so you can cum right now 🤤
Episode 15 | HOme for the Holidays
It’s Allyson’s first 10/10. Nostalgia, I guess. Gifting and re-gifting, all with the fam by your side!
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*Original Clip:
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We're kicking off Christmas week with a BANG 💥 and nothing goes better with the holidays than committing to fucking one person forever, right? Here's Luna 💋 she's hot, she's French, and she's getting married.
Episode 14 | Vlogger Porn
Sure, she talks a lot, but her most used word is oui. We think you'll like what you hear.
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*Clip: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph628a4b5bcccdc
Our last video was for the teeny weenies out there, but this one is for the massive custard launchers 🤤
Episode 13 | The Big Dick Challenges
We love an odd couple, don't you guys? How's this for adorable: biggest dick on the internet + pocket pussy. Sounds like fun to us, too 💦
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Original clip:
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What’s the difference between your jokes and your dick? Nobody laughs at your jokes. We’re here for all the SPH this week!
Episode 12 | SPH [REQUEST!]
It’s our first review request and we’ve never been so excited to see a small dick in our lives! Bonus points for cuming quick! 😏🎉
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PS: Did you know we take requests?? Details coming to your DMs tomorrow!
*Original Clip:
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Never miss a Monday! Who needs to wait for January to get to the gym when it’s so much fun in there right now?
Episode 10 | Fitness-ing in All the Holes
Which one of us has been fucked in a Crossfit gym? Does working out make for a juicier pussy? Do butt plugs help with your form? We’ve got all the answers you’re looking for! Don’t forget to stretch first 😏
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*Original Clip:
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We’re back after a long holiday weekend and we’re feeling ourselves. Literally 👉🏼 You know, we don’t always need you boys to make us cum 💦
Today, we’re looking at the independent women that can do it all on their own!
Episode 9 | Sex Toys & Squirting
It’s a board game, it’s a vacuum, it’s a… vibrator 😏
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PS: Allyson has never tried the Womanizer 🫣 if you wanna make her wet dreams come true, it's on the Amazon Wishlist 😉
*Clip:
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Happy Sunday!! This episode was supposed to come out on Black Friday, but it was pulled down because it was too graphic even for OnlyFans!! 🫣😬
The porn clip isn't shown in the OnlyFans version, but with your purchase, use the link and password to watch the unedited clip!
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Boner Bonus 1 | Brown Friday
It's the day after a holiday, and we all feel like shit. This one brings a whole new meaning to a "get a bucket and a mop". But, there's nothing like a classic movie to kick off the holiday season. Grab a glass of cocoa and enjoy the show!
It's almost Spanksgiving babes! We're having pie, and a good ole fashioned step-family fuck. We're just thankful that grandpa didn't wake up in the middle 👴🏼💦 When your pants start to feel a little too tight, take 'em off and come have dessert with us 🍰
Episode 8 | Spanksgiving!
It's the holidays and you know what that means.... fuckin' family!
Let the great pilgrimage from sister to lover commence!
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*Original Clip:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5dcf36384fe98
Happy Monday, babes! Kicking your week off with a sneak peak of our Episode 8 pics! 😏
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Episode 7 | Double Dildo-ing, GIFS, and Ghost Dick
Wondering what these things have in common? Hentai, baby!
We have something for everyone today; tentacles, tits, and TV stars. If you’re still wondering what Daphne and Velma were doing while Scooby was solving all the mysteries, you’re in the right spot.
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***Original Clips
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Ever heard of National Tongue Twister Day? Neither has Allyson, but who needs an excuse to eat pussy? Unless you're one of thooooooose guys 🤦🏼♀️
Episode 6 | The Pussy Eating King
But, does the crown really fit? We're getting squire vibes here.
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*Original Clip:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph6349f0aa26192
Happy Tuesday, Dolls! Could use a good laugh? Got a hard dick and nowhere to put it? Either way, we're your girls - we've got a new episode coming in hottttt 🌶️🌶️🌶️
Episode 5 | Come With Us - Favorite Porn Reviews
Nipple Orgasms? The perfect BJ lips? We got 'em.
Find out what makes us 💦
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*Original Clips:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f2ede2a6afea#1
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