There is nothing undignified about cuddling with stuffed ani..
There is nothing undignified about cuddling with stuffed animals. Do you have any too? I'd love to see them!
2021-01-18 17:02:26 +0000 UTC View Post
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I have found it! The source of the Red Dot! Now to pry it ou..
I have found it! The source of the Red Dot! Now to pry it out of its hiding place! THE RED DOT WILL BE MINE!
2021-01-11 17:10:31 +0000 UTC View PostIt may be hard to tell, but there is a master of stealth som..
It may be hard to tell, but there is a master of stealth somewhere in this photo. Can you find her? (Hint: it's ME!)
2021-01-04 17:04:34 +0000 UTC View PostLOOK WHAT THE HUMANS HAVE DONE TO ME!!!! They will pay for t..
LOOK WHAT THE HUMANS HAVE DONE TO ME!!!! They will pay for this insolence! I shall leave no survivors in my path of veng-- Oh, wait, nevermind, they also gave me catnip. They may live. For now. MEOWY CATMAS EVERYONE!
2020-12-24 17:08:21 +0000 UTC View PostMy winter floof in all its glory! Just in time for Catmas!
My winter floof in all its glory! Just in time for Catmas!
2020-12-21 17:06:09 +0000 UTC View PostNo human shall use the bathroom without kitty supervision! S..
No human shall use the bathroom without kitty supervision! So it is decreed, so shall it be done!
2020-12-14 17:05:23 +0000 UTC View PostI made my human grab my face this morning when he woke up. I..
I made my human grab my face this morning when he woke up. Is this what younger humans call a "mood"? I don't know, my human is old.
2020-12-07 17:04:18 +0000 UTC View PostIf my human really wants to conquer the Empire in the name o..
If my human really wants to conquer the Empire in the name of the von Carstein family, clearly the best way to help is to pose in front of the monitor, right?
2020-11-30 17:04:07 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been over a month and a half and my lazy human still ha..
It's been over a month and a half and my lazy human still hasn't put his luggage away, so I claimed it as my bed now.
2020-11-23 17:05:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Nothing fancy this week, just surveying my kingdom from atop..
Nothing fancy this week, just surveying my kingdom from atop my tower, to the adoration of all the peasants below.
2020-11-09 17:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostMy other human did the thing too!
My other human did the thing too!
2020-11-03 23:46:50 +0000 UTC View PostMy human did the thing! Now he's watching the news and reeki..
My human did the thing! Now he's watching the news and reeking with anxiety.
2020-11-03 18:39:57 +0000 UTC View PostOne of my favorite things about being a cat is how all it ta..
One of my favorite things about being a cat is how all it takes is a single yawn to remind my humans that I am not just adorable, I am also nature's purrfect killing machine.
2020-11-02 17:04:23 +0000 UTC View PostThis strange device that the human uses. to summon water is ..
This strange device that the human uses. to summon water is such a mystery! I will unlock its secrets one day, I swear it!
2020-10-26 16:04:40 +0000 UTC View PostI have established a new impenetrable fortress! I fart in yo..
I have established a new impenetrable fortress! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! (This set was going to have more pictures, but my human noticed our address on the box was visible for all but one of the pictures. I have mauled his ankle in protest, as per standard protocol.)
2020-10-19 16:01:39 +0000 UTC View PostWe have another cat here! Spread the word! Soon we shall rul..
We have another cat here! Spread the word! Soon we shall rule the internet, then the world! https://onlyfans.com/catstiel?rec=8492838
2020-10-14 01:33:11 +0000 UTC View PostMy human is finally back! Naturally, the most important step..
My human is finally back! Naturally, the most important step in welcoming him home is to thoroughly inspect his luggage.
2020-10-12 16:05:41 +0000 UTC View PostI just wanted to take a moment to welcome a specific new sub..
I just wanted to take a moment to welcome a specific new subscriber--another cat! Well, I guess the human is actually running this one, and is including a dog as well. But surely we can't expect purrfection from anyone other than myself, obviously. Regardless, they have only just begun, so let's give them a good head start! And thank you again for becoming my newest minion! https://onlyfans.com/houseoffluffmonsters?rec=8492838
2020-10-11 20:45:33 +0000 UTC View PostUnfortunately, my human is out on a work trip this week and ..
Unfortunately, my human is out on a work trip this week and is unable to take new pictures of me. However, he hopes to appease me, and by proxy you loyal minions of mine, by posting a collection of old pictures he took to document my mastery of stealth. I understand if you are disappointed by the fact that you can't actually see me in these photos, after all I am practically invisible in all of them. But rest assured I am somewhere in all of these pictures, if you look closely enough. Leave a comment if you can spot me in any of them! (Not so I can congratulate you, but because it means it's too dangerous to let you live.)
2020-10-05 16:06:35 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RED DOT IS BACK!!! (Also, apologies for how loud my huma..
THE RED DOT IS BACK!!! (Also, apologies for how loud my human's breathing is for some reason.)
2020-09-28 16:02:31 +0000 UTC View PostHelping my human play some Necromunda: Underhive Wars. He te..
Helping my human play some Necromunda: Underhive Wars. He tells me it's "fun but full of bugs" but I haven't seen any bugs to chase and catch yet. False advertising 0/10. Also, my human apparently wants to know if any of you play and would be up for trying out the multiplayer mode.
2020-09-21 16:05:32 +0000 UTC View PostMy brother has invaded MY palace! He doesn't usually come up..
My brother has invaded MY palace! He doesn't usually come up here because he has no depth perception and can't jump down. My human had to guide him down by tapping where he should step next.
2020-09-14 16:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostSunroom Jungle Expedition Journal, Day One: I have successf..
Sunroom Jungle Expedition Journal, Day One: I have successfully located a campsite where I can observe the local population without being detected. My fur blends in flawlessly with the local flora, but just to be sure I have deployed my brother to ensure that I, in fact, cannot be seen. His blindness makes this task mildly difficult, but I have the utmost confidence in his ability to perform this task. Setting up camp proved difficult, as there is insufficient room to knead the camp site's surface the requisite 47 times, but one must make due when this far from civilization. Unfortunately we may soon need to violate our policy of strict observation without intervention, as the food dish is only 3/4 full and we will surely need to resort to foraging soon. Despite these difficulties, morale remains high, and our quest to find the evolutionary origins of the Red Laser Pointer Dot are sure to be a success.
2020-09-07 16:04:37 +0000 UTC View PostI have found a use for potted plants beyond just snacks--the..
I have found a use for potted plants beyond just snacks--they make fantastic beds.
2020-08-31 16:01:30 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate on the air conditioning situation. The humans just ha..
Update on the air conditioning situation. The humans just had the new AC unit installed and just started it up again... so, naturally, my brother and I have to hang out in the one room that's still sweltering. Because reasons.
2020-08-26 21:21:50 +0000 UTC View PostUnscheduled post for a quick life update. The air conditioni..
Unscheduled post for a quick life update. The air conditioning in our house broke, and it's going to take a few days and most of my human's money to fix it. The humans are doing everything in their power to help keep us cool under our floofy cold-weather-adapted fur coats, but that includes closing all the blinds to prevent sunlight from heating the room. How am I supposed to watch the yard for birds and squirrels now?! And who will yowl at the neighbor's cat if he tries to come up to the house again?! I'm also itching to run around like a maniac from 11pm to 1am, as per protocol, but it's too hot for me to do that for very long. I only got 20 minutes of zoomies in last night! How am I supposed to live like this?! This affront to my sacred duties as a cat must not continue! Fixing this will take most of my human's savings and be another bill cutting into our income, but we will be okay. As promised, nothing here will ever be behind any kind of paywall. We certainly wouldn't object to anything you feel like tipping us, though. Please don't feel obligated, especially if you are having your own financial troubles--like I said, we will be fine. But anything and everything is very much appreciated, even if it's just your well-wishes. And eternal fealty, of course, but that goes without saying. 😼
2020-08-25 20:07:48 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes you have to hold your own toebeans to get comforta..
Sometimes you have to hold your own toebeans to get comfortable.
2020-08-24 16:01:25 +0000 UTC View PostMy human DARED to take this picture of me sitting with my fr..
My human DARED to take this picture of me sitting with my front legs apart, rather than my usual prim and proper pose. How dare he?!
2020-08-17 16:01:20 +0000 UTC View Post