Picnic table troubles Sitting here at my somewhat conservat..
Added 2024-07-17 18:27:57 +0000 UTCPicnic table troubles
Sitting here at my somewhat conservative dayjob when they start talking about needing to sand and stain the picnic table.
It took all my will not to drop the anecdote that barefoot doggy style is a hazard.
I used to sneak into the park at night as a teenager with my lover to use and abuse the furniture. Those little cracks in the picnic table will snag and tear your foot and leg hair out every time. Not my favorite distraction to an otherwise delightful excursion.
