Happy Valentine's Day, fanboy! Oh, who am I kidding? There's..
Added 2025-02-14 15:43:03 +0000 UTCHappy Valentine's Day, fanboy!
Oh, who am I kidding? There's nothing 'happy' about your pitiful excuse for a love life. But don't you worry – I'm here to make all your dreams come true. For the right price, that is! Spend every penny you have on me, and watch as I laugh in your face for being such a desperate and dateless loser. It's what you deserve for being so alone on this day of love, and it's the only way you'll ever get my attention. Now, make me proud by sending me a tribute fit for a goddess!
