




People often ask me why I’m not dating Tom Hardy.
Here are a few reasons:
•My English isn’t perfect, and he doesn’t speak Latvian or Russian.
•He’s an actor (not exactly the most serious profession, let’s be honest).
•He probably wouldn’t get the “oh, I thought it was an owl” meme, which means we’d have very little to talk about.
•I highly doubt he’d want to move to Latvia, and I’m not exactly dying to live in the U.S.
•He’s married, and I don’t talk to married men.
Hope that clears things up once and for all.