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People often ask me why I’m not dating Tom Hardy.Here are a ..

People often ask me why I’m not dating Tom Hardy.

Here are a few reasons:

My English isn’t perfect, and he doesn’t speak Latvian or Russian.

He’s an actor (not exactly the most serious profession, let’s be honest).

He probably wouldn’t get the “oh, I thought it was an owl” meme, which means we’d have very little to talk about.

I highly doubt he’d want to move to Latvia, and I’m not exactly dying to live in the U.S.

He’s married, and I don’t talk to married men.

Hope that clears things up once and for all.

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