My dudes, I turned 27 today, which means I’m now approximate..
Added 2025-06-11 14:13:18 +0000 UTCMy dudes, I turned 27 today, which means I’m now approximately eight times older than all of you combined.
To celebrate, here’s a joke:
A guy gets ki//dn//app//ed by some gangsters.
They drag him out to a lake, dunk his head under water, and start interrogating him:
— Got any dollars?
— No.
— Got any euros?
— Nope.
— Got any rubles?
— Guys, either dunk me deeper or hold me under longer — I can’t see shit down there!
