Storytime, boys—get ready for an exciting one. I’m up in San..

Storytime, boys—get ready for an exciting one. I’m up in San Francisco, sipping cocktails at this bougie lounge, when I lock eyes with this married guy. We knock back a few shots, chatting about how SF’s changing and then diving into juicier stuff—like his sexless marriage. Poor bastard’s been trying everything—hitting the gym, cooking dinner, keeping the house spotless—but his career-driven UCSF wife’s too busy in the lab to give him a second glance. Months without a taste, and he’s starving for it.

He spills that he’s got a sneaky Tinder up his sleeve, just testing the waters, fully ready to cheat. Shows me his profile, and I’m like, 'Bro, Tinder’s cute, but let me put you onto FetLife.' Convinced him to sign up and flex some dick pics—didn’t think much of it until he whips out his phone and—FUCK—this man’s packing a MONSTER cock that could split me in two. Thick, throbbing, neglected HEAT. Suddenly, I’m very interested.

I turn on the charm, coaxing him back to my place with promises of worshipping that beast. 'Let me suck that lonely monster dry,' I beg, asking if I can film it for Onlyfans. He’s hesitant—'No way'—but one more drink loosens him up, and he’s warming to the idea. Back at my spot, I’m buzzing with nerves, sweetening the deal: 'I’ll pay you, hook you up with girls—my sub count’s small, no one’s gonna snitch.' He’s paranoid about the wife, but I shrug, 'She’s too buried in research to notice.'

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