


VPL = visible penis line. You know 'em, you love 'em, can't get enough of 'em. But are all of them created equally? Or can one type be much hotter than another? Is it spicier if it's one you're not supposed to see? Like a straight man's. Or your cousin's. Or the news anchor. Are grey sweatpants the pinnacle of VPL, or are they too common to be the best? Does size matter, or is any VPL a hot VPL? These are the things I ponder as I wait for my work email to refresh...