

Are You Sure - I bring you home, but something feels off. You’ve been saying all the right things, but there’s a hesitation in your touch, a certain… lack of hunger in your eyes. So I ask you, straight up—‘Are you gay?’ You laugh it off, shakes your head, insisting you’re into me. But I’m not convinced. Lucky for me, I have the perfect way to test you. My gay neighbor is always down for a little fun, and with the right setup, the truth will come out soon enough. If you’re really straight, you won’t have a problem proving it. And if not? Well, I do love being right.