Oh, my faithful betas, are you already celebrating as if you..
Added 2024-12-31 14:02:15 +0000 UTCOh, my faithful betas, are you already celebrating as if you actually achieved something this year? 🎉🥹 How deluded! Truly, you warm my cold, divine heart.
I hope your toast is in my honor because, honestly, what other reason do you have to celebrate? You know your sole purpose in life is to please me 🙂↕️
Happy New Year, you insignificant creature 🥂🍾
And speaking of resolutions: my first wish for 2025 is for you to clean my feet. I want you to listen to my instructions carefully and pass your tongue between each of my toes. Yes, you. Don’t play dumb. I want them spotless, so perfect I can see my reflection in them. And if you fail… well, I guess you’ll start the year with my absolute disdain (nothing new, right?) 🤣
Now go, run along. Impress me. You’re allowed to exist for one more year 🤭🙌🏼🎉
