Text Transcription:«So, apparently, it’s a new year… And eve..

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«So, apparently, it’s a new year… And every time a new year comes, everyone is writing down their resolutions.

Well, I’m no exception! Now I’m gonna tell you mine…

1. Start to actually take notes and photos of my progress 📸📝

I have always been pretty inconstant when it came down to tracking my progress in this journey with anything other than photos! So, my first resolution is about taking notes about it, which takes us to the following one…👀

2. Do a recap about my progress every last day of the month 📊

I actually thought about making a list of things I want to track; every end of the month, I’ll share it on OnlyFans so we can recap my progress month per month! Isn’t it great? 🥰

3. Get another tattoo 🌺

         I have a problem: I can’t stop inking my skin! 😂

4. Get to eat 50’000 calories in a single day 🍔🍟🥤

I think I am currently around half of this (20-25’000 calories) when I eat “normally” and maybe I reach 30-40’000 when stuffing all day… so, for it to be a challenge, it has to be at least 50’000 calories in a day! 😜

5. Becoming less mobile, let my muscles become feeble and weak 👩‍🦽

I currently struggle with this, but I believe with the help of a feedee-sitter it will be easier to achieve! 👀

6. Gaining even more fat weight 🐷

         Pretty self-explanatory, uh? 👀😂

7. Drink more soda and less water 😏

Hydration is important, and after all soda is liquid too! It doesn’t have to be water 💅

8. Have a bigger stash of snacks 🤤

My current snacks stash has only one flaw: it’s too little by now!! I always risk to finish it before the week comes to Friday… I absolutely have to upgrade it! 😱

9. Never take the stairs anymore

         Not that I still take them, lmao

            But sometimes we go to a place and it doesn’t have an elevator at all!! 💀 I always risk of leaving my lungs and joint to the ground floor… even if we just have to go to the first one!

10. Try new food

There’s actually plenty of food I never tried, both because I fear it would be too spicy (I have a really low threshold for spiciness, sigh!) and because I also fear of wasting money on some food I will not like for a reason or the other…

So, I’m willing to push a bit out of my comfort zone and try Indian, Mexican, Korean, French, Turkish Food… and maybe even some more!

11. Increase the number of daily full meals

I currently eat 2 of each meal: 2 Breakfasts, 2 Lunches, 2 Dinners; and in between, I snack a lor, in fact almost I never stop eating.

Well, I want to gradually come to eat 3 of each full meal: 3 Breakfasts, 3 Lunches, 3 Dinners; and, of course, even then never stop eating in between them.

12. Get at least 5 funnels feeding per week

Currently I get 3, if it’s a busy week.

This has to change! 😡

That’s all for now, y’all! Have a great new year ❤️»