sorry for the spam but since matt and I are 99% getting this..
Added 2020-11-07 00:41:08 +0000 UTCsorry for the spam but since matt and I are 99% getting this house I figured I’d share our current plans for it to become our ultimate happy place: - fenceless chicken coop with 10-12 chickens for eggs - convert gigantic drained pond into natural pool by installing water pump and planting bacteria filtering flora - grow tomatoes, kale, watermelons, and blueberries - set up streaming studios on top floor, basement, and in home gym and use wireless video transmission to allow us to stream outside and from the hot tub - acquire a goose named george - acquire a goat named jimmy - spiritually convert into a prodigious farmer/alternative porn producing playboy - go outside naked and bask in the glory of 3 acres of privacy - climb a tree and jack off on the top branch while valiantly surveying the surrounding land like simba looking over his pride in the lion king - eat jimmy the goat - cum onto the forest floor and accidentally breed a species of bear rowan hybrids - die a fulfilled man
