When you wake up bloated af but craving a feeder to come str..
Added 2025-02-06 14:04:28 +0000 UTCWhen you wake up bloated af but craving a feeder to come straddle you and shove pastry after pastry down your throat till the waistband in your underwear snaps 🥵 then takes you to the gym for a good leg day, belly hanging out, all out of breath. Then you hit the buffet before going home to drink melted ice cream… yeah okay who’s doing that to me?
