

***Hey! This is James and it's story time.***
I love sharing the sexy pics and videos but I also love to share our relationship.
**So, here's a super personal and intimate story about us:**
One thing we both agreed on at the beginning of our relationship is that we didn't want to do over the top affection and get carried away. We are both **SUPER** romantic and affectionate...so we wanted to try to keep ourselves in check and not go over the top.
Anyway, in summer of 2021, we joked that we should make a "barf jar" where we had to put money in every time we were too gross with the affection. Both of our brains like to take scenarios like that to a painful level of detail, so we started talking about how it could be a Pay$Pal account where we would have to send $1 if the other person called us out on over the top affection.
Eventually, we actually did it. We created a Pay$Pal account with an email with some ridiculous address (like "rainbowbarfjarfund@gmail" or something) and we started calling each other out. By the time we went on vacation in February of this year, we had nearly $500 in the "🌈 barf jar" that we used toward the hot tub mountain vacation.
In this picture is a fake currency that Jess actually designed and printed to give to me as free "rainbow barf bucks". She gave this to me as a gift for our 2 year anniversary...which, ironically should cost her barf bucks for being too affectionate, but I think I gave her a pass. Also, when you think about it, it encourages me to be affectionate...so not sure who the present was for, but I digress.
Hope you enjoyed story time.