Soooo to anyone who came from Reddit in the last 10 hours, firstly... welcome ๐ Secondly I just want to clear a couple of things up. Unfortunately for me, that TIFU is true. OF COURSE I wrote it in an elaborate, story-telling way and in hindsight I realise some people were bound to think it was fake, just an advert or an r/ihavesex but my whole profile is NSFW so it only seemed fitting for me to post it there. Reddit is half wholesome/hillarious and half incel cesspool but either way, the comments provided me with a whole night of entertainment before it finally got removed. This particular comment thread had me nearly in tears so enjoy that one ๐คฃ Lastly, yes the guy you'll see in my posts is the same one who 'rearranged my insides' while my boss listened ๐ Any other questions feel free to ask ๐