Had the weirdest dream: I went to the North Pole, and was g..
Added 2024-01-06 16:06:16 +0000 UTCHad the weirdest dream: I went to the North Pole, and was given these fancy pajamas. When i woke up, there they were folded on my bed. No name, just a note inside that said “step into the suit, pull it up to your belly, and soon you will shake like a bowl full of jelly”. Next thing I knew, I woke up stuffed beyond belief, covered in stretch marks, and surrounded by Denny’s containers. And… are these already tight? What the hell happened?
